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jerseydevil
June 13th, 2014, 11:19 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjctHUEmutw

The Equalizer Trailer: Denzel Washington's Old Habits Die Hard (http://collider.com/the-equalizer-trailer-denzel-washington/)

LetTigerIn
June 14th, 2014, 08:33 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjctHUEmutw

The Equalizer Trailer: Denzel Washington's Old Habits Die Hard (http://collider.com/the-equalizer-trailer-denzel-washington/)

I'm a fan of Denzel. I'm not a fan of Fuqua.

However, I did enjoy Olympus Has Fallen, from which I didn't expect much depth. For that reason, and because you could easily swap Edward Woodward for Denzel in that freeze frame, and it would still be cool, I think I might enjoy this one, too; moreso still if Stewart Copeland does the soundtrack.

adgy-san
June 17th, 2014, 10:54 AM
Reboots! Roland Emmerich To Redo His Own ?Stargate,? Stallone Action Flick ?Cliffhanger? To Get Redid | The Playlist (http://blogs.indiewire.com/theplaylist/reboots-roland-emmerich-to-redo-his-own-stargate-stallone-action-flick-cliffhanger-to-get-redid-20140529)

Not sure why Emmerich would want to re-do one of the, what, 2 good movies he's ever made. Maybe he's embarrassed by having made a decent film.

adgy-san
June 17th, 2014, 03:56 PM
Warner Bros. Getting A New Gang Together For 'Scooby-Doo' Live Action Reboot|The Playlist (http://blogs.indiewire.com/theplaylist/warner-bros-getting-a-new-gang-together-for-scooby-doo-live-action-reboot-20140617)

Oy.

LetTigerIn
June 17th, 2014, 05:34 PM
Not sure why Emmerich would want to re-do one of the, what, 2 good movies he's ever made. Maybe he's embarrassed by having made a decent film.

He's going to re-do it frame-for-frame, so he can have a third good movie.

orpheus
June 17th, 2014, 06:55 PM
I like the Stargate TV series more than the movie. :grin:

jerseydevil
June 17th, 2014, 08:48 PM
Warner Bros. Getting A New Gang Together For 'Scooby-Doo' Live Action Reboot|The Playlist (http://blogs.indiewire.com/theplaylist/warner-bros-getting-a-new-gang-together-for-scooby-doo-live-action-reboot-20140617)

Oy.

I have to go rewatch the other ones. A)Cause Lillard NAILS it and B)James Gunn wrote them.

jerseydevil
June 19th, 2014, 11:35 AM
Shredder revealed in new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles image | Blastr (http://www.blastr.com/2014-6-18/shredder-revealed-new-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-image)

Question: Is this a TMNT movie or Edward Scissorhands returns...
Answer: Yes.

adgy-san
June 20th, 2014, 09:14 AM
Shredder revealed in new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles image | Blastr (http://www.blastr.com/2014-6-18/shredder-revealed-new-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-image)

Question: Is this a TMNT movie or Edward Scissorhands returns...
Answer: Yes.

WTF??! No.

jerseydevil
June 24th, 2014, 09:20 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvqtBVACZ8Q

notbob
June 24th, 2014, 03:01 PM
'Predator' is reportedly getting rebooted by 'Iron Man 3' director Shane Black | The Verge (http://www.theverge.com/2014/6/24/5839008/predator-reportedly-getting-rebooted-by-iron-man-3-director-shane-black)

adgy-san
June 24th, 2014, 04:37 PM
'Predator' is reportedly getting rebooted by 'Iron Man 3' director Shane Black | The Verge (http://www.theverge.com/2014/6/24/5839008/predator-reportedly-getting-rebooted-by-iron-man-3-director-shane-black)

Hmmm...

notbob
June 24th, 2014, 04:41 PM
Hmmm...

I'm sorry but how do you reboot this


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r99ioxHcIQQ&feature=kp

LetTigerIn
June 24th, 2014, 05:35 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvqtBVACZ8Q

Video removed

LetTigerIn
June 24th, 2014, 05:36 PM
"I ain't got time to bleed."

Luc SkyBomba
June 24th, 2014, 05:44 PM
damn why doesn't hollywood just go ahead and REBOOT my whole childhood? i'm gonna have to make sure my kids see the sacred 5 (legend, princess bride, neverending story, dark crystal and labyrinth [feel free to add to the list]) before they even think about rebooting these... oh ****, i'm giving them ideas...

adgy-san
June 25th, 2014, 05:24 PM
Rest easy, brother. Salvation is at hand.

Shane Black Says His Predator Film Is A Sequel Not A Remake Or Reboot - Bleeding Cool Comic Book, Movies and TV News and Rumors (http://www.bleedingcool.com/2014/06/25/shane-black-says-his-predator-film-is-a-sequel-not-a-remake-or-reboot/)

jerseydevil
June 25th, 2014, 08:58 PM
I didn't mind the Adrien Brody Predator. T'weren't bad at all.

Luc SkyBomba
June 25th, 2014, 11:32 PM
Rest easy, brother. Salvation is at hand.

Shane Black Says His Predator Film Is A Sequel Not A Remake Or Reboot - Bleeding Cool Comic Book, Movies and TV News and Rumors (http://www.bleedingcool.com/2014/06/25/shane-black-says-his-predator-film-is-a-sequel-not-a-remake-or-reboot/)

whew


I didn't mind the Adrien Brody Predator. T'weren't bad at all.

same here

orpheus
June 26th, 2014, 12:19 AM
Well, a sequel is better than a pseudo prequel like Prometheus that doesn't make sense. mhihi: :manybeers:

jerseydevil
June 26th, 2014, 08:51 AM
I wonder how Shane Black is going to work Christmas in to Predator.

notbob
June 26th, 2014, 09:04 AM
Here's the first look at Tom Hardy and Charlize Theron in the new 'Mad Max' | The Verge (http://www.theverge.com/2014/6/26/5845074/mad-max-fury-road-first-look)

Luc SkyBomba
June 26th, 2014, 09:58 AM
Well, a sequel is better than a pseudo prequel like Prometheus that doesn't make sense. mhihi: :manybeers:

what do you mean doesn't make sense?!! you put a thing in a thing and it turns into a thing and put that in another thing and it turns into this other thing... makes perfect sense to me!

jerseydevil
June 26th, 2014, 10:29 PM
Doug Liman to Direct Victory Remake at Warner Bros. (http://collider.com/doug-liman-victory-remake/)

Kinda makes sense with the World Cup frenzy and all...but this was really one of the oddest movies I ever ACTUALLY saw in a theater. From what I recall, wasn't unwatchable.

jerseydevil
June 28th, 2014, 07:29 AM
SHAKES FIST AT THE HEAVENS!!!!!!

Takashi Miike's 'Audition' Gets U.S. Remake - (http://bloody-disgusting.com/news/3300832/takashi-miikes-audition-gets-u-s-remake/)

Two words Hollywood...****ing Oldboy. Have you learned NOTHING?

adgy-san
June 30th, 2014, 02:02 PM
You know, normally I don't care about remakes anymore, but I have to admit that my first thought upon reading about this over the weekend was "**** YOU!!!!"

ucsdguy1
July 1st, 2014, 09:48 AM
S

Two words Hollywood...****ing Oldboy. Have you learned NOTHING?
I watched this on netflix last night. What. The. F.

Luc SkyBomba
July 1st, 2014, 09:50 AM
I watched this on netflix last night. What. The. F.

i could only imagine that the remake will also be WTF, but in a different way...

jerseydevil
July 1st, 2014, 09:55 AM
I watched this on netflix last night. What. The. F.

Original(Korean) right????

ucsdguy1
July 1st, 2014, 11:04 AM
Original(Korean) right????
no the remake. yikes. and probably in the way Luc Skybomba is thinking..

now I'm anxious at even thinking about the original...

jerseydevil
July 1st, 2014, 11:24 AM
no the remake. yikes. and probably in the way Luc Skybomba is thinking..

now I'm anxious at even thinking about the original...

Oh...you really shoulda watched original first.

Luc SkyBomba
July 1st, 2014, 08:27 PM
no the remake. yikes. and probably in the way Luc Skybomba is thinking..

now I'm anxious at even thinking about the original...

oh thought you meant audition haha

jerseydevil
July 1st, 2014, 11:04 PM
The Expendables 3 Gets PG-13 Rating (http://collider.com/the-expendables-3-pg-13-rating/)

No surprise. Does anyone even care?

jerseydevil
July 1st, 2014, 11:09 PM
G.I. Joe 3 Lands Screenwriter Jonathan Lemkin (http://collider.com/g-i-joe-3-jonathan-lemkin/)

I saw pt 2, well most of it. The Rock did heavy lifting, Ray Stevenson too, but it weren't enough. Still very pedestrian for a movie based on toys.

jerseydevil
July 1st, 2014, 11:11 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B45XU3v9sPw&list=PLVfin74Qx3tV8bgAhzbfDpnfPoGmJWAcn

jerseydevil
July 2nd, 2014, 12:40 PM
Hocus Pocus 2: Tina Fey Rumored to Produce (http://collider.com/hocus-pocus-2-tina-fey/)

BIG JOE
July 2nd, 2014, 01:12 PM
Hocus Pocus 2: Tina Fey Rumored to Produce (http://collider.com/hocus-pocus-2-tina-fey/)

http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m92lrhHXK51r0z3y7o1_500.gif

Luc SkyBomba
July 2nd, 2014, 01:16 PM
Hocus Pocus 2: Tina Fey Rumored to Produce (http://collider.com/hocus-pocus-2-tina-fey/)

needs more yabos

orpheus
July 2nd, 2014, 07:14 PM
I am scratching my head and I can't think of any, but have they remade a Takashi Miike film before? :think:

And yes, screw the Audition remake. :nono:

jerseydevil
July 2nd, 2014, 10:39 PM
Jerry Bruckheimer on Deliver Us From Evil, Pirates of the Caribbean 5, and More (http://collider.com/pirates-of-the-caribbean-5-details-jerry-bruckheimer/)


Will there be any demonic monsters in Pirates 5?
BRUCKHEIMER: No, no. I think we’re back to more of a straight pirates movie this time.
So, you won’t have big Kraken creatures anymore?
BRUCKHEIMER: Not in the script I read recently.

soooooooo more BARBOSSA THEN...yesyesyes!!!!

adgy-san
July 3rd, 2014, 08:34 AM
I am scratching my head and I can't think of any, but have they remade a Takashi Miike film before? :think:

And yes, screw the Audition remake. :nono:

http://www.couchpumpkin.com/images/omcdouble1.jpg

Think that's it, though.

adgy-san
July 3rd, 2014, 09:48 AM
Hocus Pocus 2: Tina Fey Rumored to Produce (http://collider.com/hocus-pocus-2-tina-fey/)

Rest easy, my friends. Salvation is at hand!

Tina Fey Starring in New Disney Witch Movie, Not Hocus Pocus 2 - /Film (http://www.slashfilm.com/hocus-pocus-2/)


There is, however, a kernel of truth to the story. The Wrap confirms that Fey is part of a new ?witch movie? at Disney. It isn?t a Hocus Pocus sequel, but another film dealing with witches ? currently referred to as the Untitled Witch Project. Fey?s company Little Stranger is producing, along with Allison Shearmur. Deadline says the film is said to be ?in the vein of Ghostbusters,? but precisely what that means is unknown.

ucsdguy1
July 7th, 2014, 03:57 PM
Exclusive: Revived American Gladiators To Get Modern Makeover - Today's News: Our Take | TVGuide.com (http://www.tvguide.com/News/American-Gladiators-Revived-Modern-Makeover-1084020.aspx)

ugh


"It's a little darker, more intense, more serious," says Smith, who's producing the show through his A. Smith & Co. banner with MGM. "It's a little less red, white and blue. And there's no spandex. Spandex has left the building."

nope


"But what we're planning is a much bigger different from the original, and much different from the NBC show."

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/gallery/no/81526104.gif

KingInTheWest
July 8th, 2014, 12:02 AM
So what they're saying is that Ninja Warrior is making NBC plenty of money.

notbob
July 8th, 2014, 09:30 AM
Is Mark Wahlberg Going To Be The New Six Million Dollar Man? - CinemaBlend.com (http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Mark-Wahlberg-Going-Six-Million-Dollar-Man-43762.html)

jerseydevil
July 8th, 2014, 07:03 PM
Dumbo Remake to Be Penned by Transformers 4 Writer (http://collider.com/dumbo-remake/)

nononononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! **** you!!!!!!!!!!

notbob
July 8th, 2014, 07:09 PM
Dumbo Remake to Be Penned by Transformers 4 Writer (http://collider.com/dumbo-remake/)

nononononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! **** you!!!!!!!!!!

Haha i almost posted the same thing. That writer doesnt exactly have a great track record

orpheus
July 8th, 2014, 08:27 PM
So we're gonna get a CGI Crow Minstrel Show? mhihi:

adgy-san
July 29th, 2014, 11:51 AM
'Akira' Lives With New Writer On Board Live Action Reboot | The Playlist (http://blogs.indiewire.com/theplaylist/akira-lives-with-new-writer-on-board-live-action-reboot-20140722)


Deadline reports that Dante Harper has been tapped by the studio to write a new draft of the long-gestating remake of ?Akira.? It?s interesting to note that Harper doesn?t have an official writer?s credit on ?Edge of Tomorrow??or any official writing credits?as a trio of other writers were awarded the credit instead.

Booooooooooooooooooooooo!

jerseydevil
August 2nd, 2014, 07:09 PM
Friday the 13th and Monster Squad Remake Updates from Andrew Form and Brad Fuller (http://collider.com/friday-the-13th-remake-news-monster-squad-remake/)


FORM: The Monster Squad, we?re not developing anymore.
FULLER: That?s dead.

One down...

jerseydevil
August 2nd, 2014, 07:52 PM
Transporter movie prequel gets a release date (http://www.hitfix.com/news/transporter-movie-prequel-gets-a-release-date)

mmmmmmmmmmNo.

adgy-san
August 4th, 2014, 12:35 PM
Transporter Reboot To Hit Theaters In March Of Next Year - Bleeding Cool Comic Book, Movie, TV News (http://www.bleedingcool.com/2014/08/02/transporter-reboot-to-hit-theaters-in-march-of-next-year/)

Wait, what?


The planned trilogy is going to start Ed Skrein and will be called Transporter Legacy. Skrein played Dario Naharis on Game of Thrones when the character was introduced but left before the most recent season began. Since this movie is in production it is possible this is why he left GoT.

Oy.

ucsdguy1
August 4th, 2014, 01:13 PM
Transporter Reboot To Hit Theaters In March Of Next Year - Bleeding Cool Comic Book, Movie, TV News (http://www.bleedingcool.com/2014/08/02/transporter-reboot-to-hit-theaters-in-march-of-next-year/)

Wait, what?

Oy.
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/lkrwtf.gif

jerseydevil
August 5th, 2014, 09:38 PM
Kickboxer Remake Casts Scott Adkins and Tony Jaa (http://collider.com/kickboxer-remake-scott-adkins-tony-jaa/)

ucsdguy1
August 6th, 2014, 08:20 AM
Kickboxer Remake Casts Scott Adkins and Tony Jaa (http://collider.com/kickboxer-remake-scott-adkins-tony-jaa/)
ahem

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/lkrwtf.gif

notbob
August 6th, 2014, 12:59 PM
cant be any worse than when this guy was in it

http://cdn.madamenoire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Sasha-Mitchell-pf.jpg

adgy-san
August 7th, 2014, 11:21 AM
Terminator Reboot Gets Official Title: Terminator Genisys (http://www.blu-ray.com/news/?id=14666)

http://images.blu-ray.com/news/upload/5766_tn.jpg

jerseydevil
August 7th, 2014, 11:41 AM
Now Terminator truly sounds like the faceless corporate cash in that it really is. I can see the little trademark logo next to the 'clever' spelling of Genisys. SHeesh. *coughHACKCough*

BIG JOE
August 7th, 2014, 11:52 AM
Terminator Reboot Gets Official Title: Terminator Genisys (http://www.blu-ray.com/news/?id=14666)

http://images.blu-ray.com/news/upload/5766_tn.jpg

http://gifs.gifbin.com/1234443297_ken_park_suicide.gif

orpheus
August 7th, 2014, 09:03 PM
Genisys sounds like the name of a Glam Metal band. mhihi: rolleyes:

jerseydevil
August 7th, 2014, 09:17 PM
Genisys sounds like the name of a Glam Metal band. mhihi: rolleyes:

Or a herpes medicine to combat the dose you got from said Glam Metal Band.

jerseydevil
August 8th, 2014, 09:20 AM
Anne Rice's The Vampire Chronicles Go to Universal (http://collider.com/anne-rice-the-vampire-chronicles/)

jerseydevil
August 12th, 2014, 05:15 PM
Tom Hiddleston May Lead Ben-Hur Remake (http://collider.com/tom-hiddleston-ben-hur/)

adgy-san
August 20th, 2014, 02:54 PM
Tom Hiddleston Courted For Title Role in ‘Ben-Hur’ remake | Deadline (http://deadline.com/2014/08/sweet-chariot-tom-hiddleston-courted-for-ben-hur-title-role-818434/)


MGM, Paramount and Timur Bekmambetov set a February 26, 2016, release date on an epic remake of Ben-Hur; have they found their chariot driver in Tom Hiddleston? I hear that he’s the one the studios are courting to play Judah Ben-Hur in the adaptation of the 1880 Lew Wallace novel Ben-Hur: A Tale Of The Christ, which was the biggest-selling novel of its time until it was eclipsed by Gone With The Wind.

adgy-san
August 20th, 2014, 03:26 PM
'Fault In Our Stars' Director Josh Boone Eyed for Vampire 'Lestat' Reboot at Universal (Exclusive) - TheWrap (http://www.thewrap.com/fault-in-our-stars-director-josh-boone-eyed-for-vampire-lestat-reboot-at-universal-exclusive/)


Universal recently acquired the rights to author Anne Rice's novels in “The Vampire Chronicles” series and set Imagine Entertainment's Brian Grazer to produce along with Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci.

jerseydevil
August 21st, 2014, 09:32 AM
beaten_fi: Hey Adgy!!!!

Akiva Goldsman May Pen a New Draft of The Ring 3D (http://collider.com/the-ring-3d-akiva-goldsman/)

adgy-san
August 21st, 2014, 10:20 AM
beaten_fi: Hey Adgy!!!!

Akiva Goldsman May Pen a New Draft of The Ring 3D (http://collider.com/the-ring-3d-akiva-goldsman/)

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c38/adgy/Message%20Board/tumblr_m1nfmu1eTr1r89b3jo1_500.gif

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c38/adgy/Message%20Board/tumblr_m1nfmu1eTr1r89b3jo2_500.gif

jerseydevil
August 22nd, 2014, 09:03 PM
Andrew Dominik to Write Shaolin Temple Remake for Justin Lin (http://collider.com/shaolin-temple-remake-andrew-dominik/)

Adgy...how do we feel about this?

notbob
August 28th, 2014, 10:04 AM
An Underworld Reboot is on the Way - SuperHeroHype (http://www.superherohype.com/news/313829-an-underworld-reboot-is-on-the-way)

We have almost gotten to the point where the reboot is announced before the previous movie is on DVD

adgy-san
August 28th, 2014, 03:33 PM
An Underworld Reboot is on the Way - SuperHeroHype (http://www.superherohype.com/news/313829-an-underworld-reboot-is-on-the-way)

We have almost gotten to the point where the reboot is announced before the previous movie is on DVD

Holy jeez. Was the franchise really successful enough that they think a reboot will interest people more than a 5th (??) volume?

jerseydevil
August 28th, 2014, 04:01 PM
Will anyone notice? Underworld...Resident Evil...2 franchises that keep giving folks more of what they didn't know they wanted.

Calling it now, if it's a Universal property, there will be a tie in maze @ HHN next year.

jerseydevil
August 28th, 2014, 04:24 PM
Kevin Bacon Dreaming of Being in Tremors Reboot - Dread Central (http://www.dreadcentral.com/news/78144/kevin-bacon-dreaming-being-tremors-reboot#axzz3BjRvfDU1)

Gotta bring Earl back too. Fred Ward should have the time.

jerseydevil
August 28th, 2014, 06:17 PM
STARLOG Exclusive: Who Will “ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK” in Team-Based Remake? ? The latest in science fiction, fantasy and geek culture (http://www.starlog.com/starlog-exclusive-who-will-escape-from-new-york-in-team-based-remake/)

Please. Don't do this.

Luc SkyBomba
August 28th, 2014, 07:16 PM
Will anyone notice? Underworld...Resident Evil...2 franchises that keep giving folks more of what they didn't know they wanted.

Calling it now, if it's a Universal property, there will be a tie in maze @ HHN next year.

more like, 2 franchises in which the director married the star and keeps pumping out ****ty movies to keep their girls busy even tho they're fully capable of being in better flicks

jerseydevil
August 28th, 2014, 07:40 PM
Well yeah, that too.

jerseydevil
September 2nd, 2014, 09:19 PM
Dax Shepard is Writing and Directing a CHiPS Movie That Will Be More Serious Than You’re Expecting
Read more at http://collider.com/chips-movie/#AJZkiXLg44ls6ZiU.99 (http://collider.com/chips-movie/)

Like Dax Shepard and Michael Pena. Not gonna write this off immediately.

adgy-san
September 3rd, 2014, 04:15 PM
Andrew Dominik To Write Justin Lin's 3D Martial Arts Remake Of 'Shaolin Temple' | The Playlist (http://blogs.indiewire.com/theplaylist/andrew-dominik-to-write-justin-lins-3d-martial-arts-remake-shaolin-temple-20140822)

Andrew Domink?!?! The guy who did The Assassination Of Jesse James and Killing Them Softly?! Wow, that's odd.

adgy-san
September 8th, 2014, 04:09 PM
Terminator: Genisys Sequels Coming Up in 2017 and 2018 (http://www.blu-ray.com/news/?id=14930)


Paramount Pictures revealed today that it will produce two sequels to the already announced Terminator: Genisys. The first sequel will arrive in U.S. theaters on May 19, 2017 and the second on June 29, 2018. Currently, the two sequels are being referred to as Terminator 2 and Terminator 3.

That's taking an awful lot for ****in' granted.

notbob
September 8th, 2014, 04:43 PM
Wasnt there talk of this in the past?

Bill Murray supports an all-female Ghostbusters team | The Verge (http://www.theverge.com/2014/9/8/6123879/bill-murray-supports-an-all-female-ghostbusters-team)

LetTigerIn
September 8th, 2014, 07:49 PM
Wasnt there talk of this in the past?

Bill Murray supports an all-female Ghostbusters team | The Verge (http://www.theverge.com/2014/9/8/6123879/bill-murray-supports-an-all-female-ghostbusters-team)

I'm ready to believe them.

jerseydevil
September 10th, 2014, 01:07 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziRIF0kWOJs

adgy-san
September 15th, 2014, 03:39 PM
'The Guest' Director Adam Wingard To Remake Kim Jee-woon's 'I Saw The Devil' (http://blogs.indiewire.com/theplaylist/the-guard-director-adam-wingard-to-remake-kim-jee-woons-i-saw-the-devil-20140915)

Sigh.

adgy-san
September 15th, 2014, 03:40 PM
A Completely Necessary Remake Of 'I Know What You Did Last Summer' From The Director Of 'Oculus' (http://blogs.indiewire.com/theplaylist/a-completely-necessary-remake-of-i-know-what-you-did-last-summer-from-the-director-of-oculus-20140915)

Sigh.

jerseydevil
September 15th, 2014, 06:55 PM
'The Guest' Director Adam Wingard To Remake Kim Jee-woon's 'I Saw The Devil' (http://blogs.indiewire.com/theplaylist/the-guard-director-adam-wingard-to-remake-kim-jee-woons-i-saw-the-devil-20140915)

Sigh.

not Ti West at least, so there's that.

jerseydevil
September 15th, 2014, 08:36 PM
Leslie Mann Is Going on VACATION as Audrey Griswold ? Nerdist (http://www.nerdist.com/2014/09/leslie-mann-is-going-on-vacation-as-audrey-griswold/)

Meh. Who cares. Who is gonna fill Randy Quaid's shoes...wait for it...probably Mellissa McCarthy(just a guess on my part)

jerseydevil
October 2nd, 2014, 11:32 AM
I AM LEGEND Reboot in Development at Warner Bros. (http://collider.com/i-am-legend-reboot-gary-graham/)

LetTigerIn
October 2nd, 2014, 06:26 PM
I AM LEGEND Reboot in Development at Warner Bros. (http://collider.com/i-am-legend-reboot-gary-graham/)

That sounds cool, but they should change the title to The Omega Man or The Last Man on Earth.

jerseydevil
October 2nd, 2014, 07:13 PM
That sounds cool, but they should change the title to The Omega Man or The Last Man on Earth.

See, I Am Legend is one of those flicks that falls between the cracks. Not successful ENOUGH to guarantee a direct sequel, yet the brand name is recognizable enough to still trade on. They have been trying to relaunch this for quite some time, just not trying too hard because it represents a considerable risk of failure. At some point I half expected them to direct to dvd it like the sequel to the Benicio Del Toro Wolf Man(yes, that's a thing).

Luc SkyBomba
October 3rd, 2014, 01:01 AM
See, I Am Legend is one of those flicks that falls between the cracks. Not successful ENOUGH to guarantee a direct sequel, yet the brand name is recognizable enough to still trade on. They have been trying to relaunch this for quite some time, just not trying too hard because it represents a considerable risk of failure. At some point I half expected them to direct to dvd it like the sequel to the Benicio Del Toro Wolf Man(yes, that's a thing).

2 words: hologram vincent price

jerseydevil
October 9th, 2014, 09:06 AM
Terminator: Genisys Rating Will Be PG-13; Not a Reboot or Sequel (http://collider.com/terminator-genisys-rating-details/)

...just a tremendous flaming pile of poop!

notbob
October 9th, 2014, 10:51 AM
Terminator: Genisys Rating Will Be PG-13; Not a Reboot or Sequel (http://collider.com/terminator-genisys-rating-details/)

...just a tremendous flaming pile of poop!

Maybe we should change the thread title

All Things:Reboots, Re-imaginings, and reFUSE!!!!

jerseydevil
October 10th, 2014, 08:21 AM
Maybe we should change the thread title

All Things:Reboots, Re-imaginings, and reFUSE!!!!

That works 2 ways brother...as in garbage, AND I ain't paying to see it. Keeping with that theme,

Female-led Ghostbusters will be a total reboot and really scary, says Paul Feig (http://www.hitfix.com/news/female-led-ghostbusters-will-be-a-total-reboot-and-really-scary-says-paul-feig)

jerseydevil
October 13th, 2014, 10:18 AM
Prepare to get Lost in Space ... again. A TV reboot is in the works | Blastr (http://www.blastr.com/2014-10-10/prepare-get-lost-space-again-tv-reboot-works)

NONONONONO...even Gary Oldman could not replace...THIS GUY!!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wz2_d6zWDhg#t=111

jerseydevil
October 16th, 2014, 09:37 PM
Robert Redford in Talks to Star in Disney's Pete's Dragon Remake (http://collider.com/robert-redford-petes-dragon/)

*checks calendar...not April 1st*:dazed:

jerseydevil
October 16th, 2014, 09:48 PM
http://screenrant.com/bewitched-tv-show-reboot/

Can we get an damned F-Troop reboot set in Afghanistan. Bud Bundy as Agarn and Seth Rogan as Sarge. They can run shenanigans with the PAKawi Hill 'Indian' tribe (as in We'reThePakawi...say it fast, i'll wait)...

..making all kinds of Afghanistan weed deals on the sly.(Hey I smell a Super Troopers crossover).

Yes. Apparently it's that easy.

jerseydevil
October 22nd, 2014, 11:40 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiiaoUnkMvQ

Vaguely interested in this. Wahlberg is no Caan, but he certainly transformed himself physically. John Goodman, Michael K. Williams and Jessica Lange in it too. Wow Goodman looks ill though.

jerseydevil
October 24th, 2014, 09:12 AM
The Crow Remake Starts Shooting Next Year (http://collider.com/the-crow-remake-luke-evans-ed-pressman/)

swell

ucsdguy1
October 28th, 2014, 12:59 PM
wtf

http://www.zap2it.com/blogs/oprah_where_they_now_season_5_different_world_next _reboot_block_debbie_allen-2014-10

edit: I still can't figure out titling on links, but....I sincerely fail to see the need for a reboot of A Different World

jerseydevil
November 20th, 2014, 08:16 AM
Summit Courts Tom Cruise to Play Sean Connery Mentor Role in HIGHLANDER Reboot
Read more at http://collider.com/tom-cruise-highlander-reboot/#yzp7A7IzscKwllOF.99

I wish they would just make this already so it can be swiftly forgotten.

ucsdguy1
November 21st, 2014, 09:52 PM
Summit Courts Tom Cruise to Play Sean Connery Mentor Role in HIGHLANDER Reboot
Read more at http://collider.com/tom-cruise-highlander-reboot/#yzp7A7IzscKwllOF.99

I wish they would just make this already so it can be swiftly forgotten.
Surely you can't be serious

notbob
November 21st, 2014, 10:25 PM
Dont call him shirley. And that sounds awful

jerseydevil
November 22nd, 2014, 12:13 AM
Surely you can't be serious

I am serious. And stop calling me Shirley.

Ranma
November 23rd, 2014, 09:49 AM
*NSFW Language*


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0pnTm-KK9k

ucsdguy1
December 1st, 2014, 05:08 PM
what the *****

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/jean-claude-van-damme-returning-752966?facebook_20141201

jerseydevil
December 1st, 2014, 05:56 PM
what the *****

Jean-Claude Van Damme Returning to 'Kickboxer' (Exclusive)
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/jean-claude-van-damme-returning-752966?facebook_20141201

FTFY

By the way I know how to fill in the blank on 'what the ****' but your 'what the *****' has me stymied and terribly curious.

ucsdguy1
December 2nd, 2014, 09:23 AM
exclamation points deserve their own asterik for added effect!

jerseydevil
December 4th, 2014, 03:02 PM
Chris Pratt in Talks to Join Antoine Fuqua’s THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN Remake Starring Denzel Washington
Read more at http://collider.com/chris-pratt-the-magnificent-seven-remake/#CeoxURbu0rO0bwBG.99

notbob
December 8th, 2014, 02:39 PM
I guess this goes here?

Toho To Bring Godzilla Back Home As Japanese Studio Announces Plans To Release New Film In 2016 (http://wegotthiscovered.com/movies/toho-to-bring-godzilla-back-home-as-japanese-studio-announces-plans-to-release-new-film-in-2016/)

jerseydevil
December 9th, 2014, 08:17 AM
The KICKBOXER Remake Casts Gina Carano as a Fight Promoter
Read more at http://collider.com/kickboxer-remake-gina-carano/#LG56XGEDsWzuKZOW.99

jerseydevil
December 10th, 2014, 02:10 PM
Rebel Wilson Says She?s Had a Meeting with Paul Feig for the GHOSTBUSTERS Reboot
http://collider.com/ghostbusters-reboot-rebel-wilson/

Well I guess Mellisa McCarthy is assed out. Literally.

adgy-san
December 10th, 2014, 03:33 PM
Hey-oooooooooooooooo!

adgy-san
December 12th, 2014, 11:28 AM
Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone, Melissa McCarthy, Lizzy Caplan & More Reportedly All Want To Be In 'Ghostbusters' (http://blogs.indiewire.com/theplaylist/jennifer-lawrence-emma-stone-melissa-mccarthy-lizzy-caplan-more-reportedly-all-want-to-be-in-ghostbusters-20141212)

If you put Lizzy Caplan and Emma Stone in this together, I will watch it at least 3 times no matter how bad it is.

jerseydevil
December 16th, 2014, 08:22 AM
Ghostbusters spinoff with Channing Tatum and Chris Pratt being considered
http://www.blastr.com/2014-12-15/ghostbusters-spinoff-channing-tatum-and-chris-pratt-being-considered

New info appears on female Ghostbusters, including potential A-list stars
http://www.blastr.com/2014-12-16/new-info-appears-female-ghostbusters-including-potential-list-stars


According to Vulture, the film is being called a reboot internally, and will apparently take place in a world where the general public is unaware of ghosts ? meaning it?s definitely not (at the moment, at least) being planned in the original Ghostbusters canon. Director Paul Feig describes this version as ?scarier and more hi-tech.?

The main villain is apparently being written for Game of Thrones star Peter Dinklage (though there?s been no indication he?s attached yet), who will play a convicted murder who is turned into a ghost following an electrical storm during his execution. The storm apparently gives him super-ghost powers, allowing him to raise an army of famous historical villain ghosts. No, we?re not making this up.



Ok. How can they get something SO right with Dinklage and just be sooooooooooo off with everything else.
Tatum and Pratt are terrific. Really. Very charming and surprisingly adept at comedy. BUT COME THE **** ON!!!!!!!! Just like the rumor that Ryan Gosling was sought for the all girl cast main movie...did they NOT see Ghostbusters? These weren't primarily beautiful people dabbling in comedy. They were COMEDIANS who were questionably cast in lead roles. It just seems that there is this all fired NEED for the studios to rape this brand name...they are already planning spinoffs for a movie that is in the development stages. If they had gone with Seth Rogen et al leading the charge...well that would probably be closer to the spirit of the original. But no...they want to do this ALL- STAR version with Jennifer Lawrence and friends. No mention of Kristen Wiig, which, for once, I would actually support because at least she has comedy chops. I really don't get this. I honestly think all this is going to generate is forgiveness for Ghostbusters 2. Good god I just can't wait for this albatross to hit theaters. It will be huge because...Transformers makes a ton of money. And Ideocracy comes that much closer to fruition.

adgy-san
December 16th, 2014, 11:33 AM
Disney Wants More ‘Indiana Jones’ Films, But 'Star Wars' Franchise Comes First (http://blogs.indiewire.com/theplaylist/disney-wants-more-indiana-jones-films-but-star-wars-franchise-comes-first-20141212)


Disney honcho Bob Iger spoke to Variety today and told a group of trade reporters, “We'd love to make another Indiana Jones movie but we're pacing ourselves right now.” The idea is that “Star Wars” is first (naturally) and that ‘Indy’ will come in good time.

/Obvious
/Never be as good as Raiders

SmytheKing
December 16th, 2014, 03:33 PM
Ghostbusters spinoff with Channing Tatum and Chris Pratt being considered
http://www.blastr.com/2014-12-15/ghostbusters-spinoff-channing-tatum-and-chris-pratt-being-considered

New info appears on female Ghostbusters, including potential A-list stars
http://www.blastr.com/2014-12-16/new-info-appears-female-ghostbusters-including-potential-list-stars



Ok. How can they get something SO right with Dinklage and just be sooooooooooo off with everything else.
Tatum and Pratt are terrific. Really. Very charming and surprisingly adept at comedy. BUT COME THE **** ON!!!!!!!! Just like the rumor that Ryan Gosling was sought for the all girl cast main movie...did they NOT see Ghostbusters? These weren't primarily beautiful people dabbling in comedy. They were COMEDIANS who were questionably cast in lead roles. It just seems that there is this all fired NEED for the studios to rape this brand name...they are already planning spinoffs for a movie that is in the development stages. If they had gone with Seth Rogen et al leading the charge...well that would probably be closer to the spirit of the original. But no...they want to do this ALL- STAR version with Jennifer Lawrence and friends. No mention of Kristen Wiig, which, for once, I would actually support because at least she has comedy chops. I really don't get this. I honestly think all this is going to generate is forgiveness for Ghostbusters 2. Good god I just can't wait for this albatross to hit theaters. It will be huge because...Transformers makes a ton of money. And Ideocracy comes that much closer to fruition.

So, a comedic version of Shocker or something? Dinklage as Horace Pinker? WTF is going on?!!?

jerseydevil
December 16th, 2014, 07:01 PM
So, a comedic version of Shocker or something? Dinklage as Horace Pinker? WTF is going on?!!?

No...read the article. Not even going to PRIMARILY be a comedy.


According to Vulture, the film is being called a reboot internally, and will apparently take place in a world where the general public is unaware of ghosts ? meaning it?s definitely not (at the moment, at least) being planned in the original Ghostbusters canon. Director Paul Feig describes this version as ?scarier and more hi-tech.?

not in the original canon. Girls. Actresses instead of comedians...WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? How is this a ****ing GHOSTBUSTERS movie? The Logo????? Is that all it ****ing takes these days???????? ****ADOODLe.

jerseydevil
December 21st, 2014, 08:26 AM
First THE MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E. Movie Image Reveals Henry Cavill and Armie Hammer in Guy Ritchie’s Spy Series Adaptation
http://collider.com/the-man-from-u-n-c-l-e-movie-image/

Anyone remember when the name Guy Ritchie meant something?

adgy-san
December 22nd, 2014, 10:53 AM
First THE MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E. Movie Image Reveals Henry Cavill and Armie Hammer in Guy Ritchie’s Spy Series Adaptation

Anyone remember when the name Guy Ritchie meant something?

Link, pls?

Man From UNCLE was/is my dad's favorite TV show of all time, and I watched a lot of it with him so I'm really hoping this turns out well.

jerseydevil
December 22nd, 2014, 12:48 PM
Sorry Adge...edited the post above.

adgy-san
December 22nd, 2014, 01:29 PM
Gracias.

jerseydevil
December 30th, 2014, 09:02 AM
Director Paul Feig Talks GHOSTBUSTERS Reboot; Wants It to Be Scarier Than the Original

Read more at http://collider.com/ghostbusters-reboot-scarier-paul-feig/#H8i4HqmvUq2gZD27.99

Congrats. I am already very afraid.

jerseydevil
January 9th, 2015, 11:53 AM
Rebel Wilson Says She?s Had a Meeting with Paul Feig for the GHOSTBUSTERS Reboot
http://collider.com/ghostbusters-reboot-rebel-wilson/

Well I guess Mellisa McCarthy is assed out. Literally.

Melissa McCarthy in Talks to Star in GHOSTBUSTERS Reboot; Jillian Bell and Cecily Strong in the Mix
Read more at http://collider.com/melissa-mccarthy-ghostbusters-reboot-jillian-bell/#KgcemZ880J5EbtVu.99

wow...nobody saw THAT coming.

jerseydevil
January 13th, 2015, 05:48 PM
ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK Remake Going Forward at Fox; John Carpenter Will Have ?Creative Influence? Over the Film
Read more at http://collider.com/escape-from-new-york-remake-fox/#4JqAkEDJkLILv46s.99

I really 'get' why they are having a go at this. Still wish they wouldn't. Carpenter flexing a bit may help, Joel Silver leaving is addition by subtraction.


Deadline broke the news that Fox had won competitive bidding on the project. I?ll go ahead and skip the usual conjecture about what could go wrong r what could go right. I love the original Escape From New York and I recognize I live in the real world where remakes happen. There?s always a chance this could be good. I want all movies to be good. So let?s just pray for that.

Check out the trailer for the original below. If you?ve never seen it, rent it tonight.

Read more at http://collider.com/escape-from-new-york-remake-fox/#4JqAkEDJkLILv46s.99

Are there people who really haven't seen it. So very sad.

roenick
January 14th, 2015, 09:10 AM
ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK Remake Going Forward at Fox; John Carpenter Will Have “Creative Influence” Over the Film
Read more at http://collider.com/escape-from-new-york-remake-fox/#4JqAkEDJkLILv46s.99

I really 'get' why they are having a go at this. Still wish they wouldn't. Carpenter flexing a bit may help, Joel Silver leaving is addition by subtraction.



Are there people who really haven't seen it. So very sad.

Another example that Hollywood doesn't have an original thought in their head ...

KingInTheWest
January 15th, 2015, 12:22 AM
Why don't they remake Escape From LA? That was the one that needs fixing. Lots and lots and lots and lots of fixing.

jerseydevil
January 15th, 2015, 08:07 AM
Why don't they remake Escape From LA? That was the one that needs fixing. Lots and lots and lots and lots of fixing.

Awwwww come on. I love that movie. So corny. Peter Fonda and Snake 'riding the big one', Steve Buscemi Maps to the Stars, Pam Grier as a transgender...what's not to love. Great nu-metal soundtrack too. Stright up CHEESE!!!!!!!! Get 'altered' and re-watch, there is fun to be had there.

jerseydevil
January 15th, 2015, 09:11 PM
Paul Feig Explains Why He’s Making the GHOSTBUSTERS Reboot; Says Of Course It Will Be a New York Movie
Read more at http://collider.com/ghostbusters-reboot-new-york/#1mT7AIstddhJ35hB.99

KingInTheWest
January 15th, 2015, 09:19 PM
If they want to make some pile of cheese that can only truly be appreciated in Colorado and the Pacific Northwest, that's one thing, but don't be dragging Snake Plissken into it.

jerseydevil
January 15th, 2015, 09:37 PM
If they want to make some pile of cheese that can only truly be appreciated in Colorado and the Pacific Northwest, that's one thing, but don't be dragging Snake Plissken into it.


Nah they want to make a hyper realistic Nolanesque serious take on it.

There's about 17 or so other states(including California) that are in that audience...��

jerseydevil
January 20th, 2015, 08:37 AM
Writer Steven Knight Says WORLD WAR Z Sequel Starting with a “Clean Slate”

Read more at http://collider.com/world-war-z-sequel-details-steven-knight/#ufJOMZMMbp29FqVs.99

Thought WWZ was good considering all the mess. But a hard restart ain't a bad idea.

jerseydevil
January 26th, 2015, 10:52 AM
Luke Evans Officially Exits THE CROW; Relativity Seeking New Lead after Sundance
http://collider.com/luke-evans-exits-the-crow/

The thing just WON'T DIE. Is there REALLY that much clamor for this. Can't the studios still cash in on the original. It's not that old and I assume 'the kids' can morbidly appreciate Brandon Lee as an icon still. Re-release it and there will be a whole new generation of lunchbox toting cutters dressing as The Crow for Halloween. SHEESH.

adgy-san
January 26th, 2015, 11:26 AM
Luke Evans Officially Exits THE CROW; Relativity Seeking New Lead after Sundance
http://collider.com/luke-evans-exits-the-crow/

The thing just WON'T DIE. Is there REALLY that much clamor for this. Can't the studios still cash in on the original. It's not that old and I assume 'the kids' can morbidly appreciate Brandon Lee as an icon still. Re-release it and there will be a whole new generation of lunchbox toting cutters dressing as The Crow for Halloween. SHEESH.

Or just make the Nick Cave one. :)

orpheus
January 26th, 2015, 12:10 PM
Hey, I dressed up as the Crow as teen! Ah, to be young again! cry: mhihi:

KingInTheWest
January 26th, 2015, 10:50 PM
Luke Evans Officially Exits THE CROW; Relativity Seeking New Lead after Sundance
http://collider.com/luke-evans-exits-the-crow/

The thing just WON'T DIE. Is there REALLY that much clamor for this. Can't the studios still cash in on the original. It's not that old and I assume 'the kids' can morbidly appreciate Brandon Lee as an icon still. Re-release it and there will be a whole new generation of lunchbox toting cutters dressing as The Crow for Halloween. SHEESH.

Just pull the plug. The universe is trying to tell them not to defile a classic, and they continue to ignore the signs. I hope a bird pecks out the eyes of the studio executives.

jerseydevil
January 27th, 2015, 01:58 PM
The GHOSTBUSTERS Reboot Gets Its Cast
http://collider.com/ghostbusters-reboot-cast/

No thank you.

Rumor: Disney Wants Chris Pratt for INDIANA JONES Reboot
http://collider.com/indiana-jones-reboot-chris-pratt/

Well. If it has to happen they could do a lot worse. Still. Why?

adgy-san
January 28th, 2015, 09:46 AM
The GHOSTBUSTERS Reboot Gets Its Cast
http://collider.com/ghostbusters-reboot-cast/

I'm pretty happy to see Kate McKinnon on that cast list.


Rumor: Disney Wants Chris Pratt for INDIANA JONES Reboot
http://collider.com/indiana-jones-reboot-chris-pratt/

I would prefer a Johnny Karate movie, personally.

KingInTheWest
January 29th, 2015, 12:37 AM
You mean Bert Macklin, right?

jerseydevil
February 5th, 2015, 09:35 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCmAaNk_iIQ

ucsdguy1
February 5th, 2015, 10:34 AM
The GHOSTBUSTERS Reboot Gets Its Cast
http://collider.com/ghostbusters-reboot-cast/

No thank you.


Not that impressed. While those ladies have their funny moments, I hope the movie doesn't become just another long SNL sketch

orpheus
February 7th, 2015, 09:27 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCmAaNk_iIQ

Well, I will say this, once again a creepy clown doll is involved, so there's hope for this movie. ;)

jerseydevil
February 8th, 2015, 09:50 AM
‘Martyrs’ Remake to Be the “Ultimate Horror Movie”(FAILURE)?
http://bloody-disgusting.com/news/3331518/martyrs-remake-ultimate-horror-movie/

adgy-san
February 9th, 2015, 11:43 AM
‘Martyrs’ Remake to Be the “Ultimate Horror Movie”(FAILURE)?
http://bloody-disgusting.com/news/3331518/martyrs-remake-ultimate-horror-movie/

Oh, come on...

jerseydevil
February 9th, 2015, 01:11 PM
Oh, come on...

They tried it once before. And it never went in front of a camera. Let's hope this has the same future. It simply cannot be remade. Nor should it.


ONCE AGAIN...if you are in this forum, and you consider yourself a horror fan...if you have not seen Martyrs, you truly are missing one of the most soul befouling amazing movies ever made. It is not an easy watch, and you will never forget it...but you have to see it.

adgy-san
February 9th, 2015, 02:18 PM
"Soul befouling"

I like that.

jerseydevil
February 9th, 2015, 06:20 PM
The ‘Martyrs’ Remake Already Has Already Been Filmed…
http://bloody-disgusting.com/indie/3331630/martyrs-remake-already-cast/


This past weekend we told you about the long-gestured Martyrs remake, which looks to finally be happening. Oh, wait, it’s already done.

The Goetz Brothers (Scenic Route) have directed the U.S. version of Pascal Laugier’s 2009 French horror film that challenged religion, and played a cathartic role in his real life loss.

Thanks to Bloody regular Fabien M., we have also learned that Martyrs, which is to be produced by Blumhouse and The Safran Company, has already been completed.

Bailey Noble, who played Adilyn Bellefleur on “True Blood” (pictured below), toplines with “Pretty Little Liars” star Troian Bellisario, Bloody Disgusting is told.

Kate Burton (Stay, Big Trouble in Little China) and Blake Robbins (Rubber) round out the cast.

Mark L. Smith (Vacancy, The Hole, The Revenant) penned the screenplay: “In ‘Martyrs’ 10-year-old Lucie flees from the isolated warehouse where she has been held prisoner. Deeply traumatized, she is plagued by awful night terrors at the orphanage that takes her in. Her only comfort comes from Anna, a girl her own age. Nearly a decade later and still haunted by demons, Lucie finally tracks down the family that tortured her. As she and Anna move closer to the agonizing truth, they find themselves trapped in a nightmare – if they cannot escape, a martyr’s fate awaits them…”

jerseydevil
February 10th, 2015, 01:08 PM
Neill Blomkamp Wants to Direct a New ALIEN Movie and “It May Happen”
http://collider.com/neill-blomkamp-alien-movie/

notbob
February 10th, 2015, 04:10 PM
Neill Blomkamp Wants to Direct a New ALIEN Movie and ?It May Happen?
http://collider.com/neill-blomkamp-alien-movie/

Neill Blomkamp Explains His 'Alien' Concept Art and Muses on Directing 'Star Wars' (https://www.yahoo.com/movies/neill-blomkamp-alien-concept-art-110665203787.html)

Ranma
February 11th, 2015, 11:05 PM
This actually looks good.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-x08iNZ8Mfc

KingInTheWest
February 12th, 2015, 11:50 PM
Crap, it really does. How was that allowed to happen?

jerseydevil
February 14th, 2015, 01:21 PM
This actually looks good.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-x08iNZ8Mfc

Dunno, when I saw it on small screen it played pretty well. But I saw it with Kingsman(GO AND SEE!!!!!) and Armie Hammer's dime store Borschty Russian accent annoyed the bejeezus out of me.
And Cavill looks like he is carrying too much Superman bulk in his suit. I know it's nitpicky, but still.

jerseydevil
February 18th, 2015, 06:53 PM
SHAFT Reboot Gathering Steam at New Line
http://collider.com/shaft-reboot/

Dunno, thought the one with Nick Fury was decent...

KingInTheWest
February 19th, 2015, 12:47 AM
The laziness of Hollywood is staggering. When do we get to the point where they remake a sequel to a comic book movie before the original sequel is released?

adgy-san
February 19th, 2015, 12:55 PM
SHAFT Reboot Gathering Steam at New Line
http://collider.com/shaft-reboot/

Dunno, thought the one with Nick Fury was decent...

Yeah, that's actually one of my favorite Christian Bale roles. "Brotha got rhythm"

jerseydevil
February 19th, 2015, 01:56 PM
Yeah, that's actually one of my favorite Christian Bale roles. "Brotha got rhythm"

Oh noes...his Batman voice is his best work.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiJxRtYqKEs


Comedy genius.

jerseydevil
February 20th, 2015, 06:33 PM
Steven Spielberg Wants to Direct Chris Pratt in INDIANA JONES Reboot
http://collider.com/steven-spielberg-indiana-jones-chris-pratt/

Well...hell. That's gonna be hard to not get behind. Damn you Hollywood...you win this time.

jerseydevil
February 27th, 2015, 04:11 PM
Jack Huston May Star in THE CROW Remake
http://collider.com/the-crow-remake-jack-huston/

Unfortunate. Shoulda got the Doc Strange gig...instead he's gonna be the lead in the Ben Hur redo and possibly this. Two really unecessary movies that hopefully turn out better than expected.

jerseydevil
March 2nd, 2015, 01:39 PM
Ethan Hawke in Talks to Reteam with Denzel Washington in THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN Remake
http://collider.com/ethan-hawke-denzel-washington-magnificent-seven-remake/

So I guess Denzel is at that Robert DeNiro stage where he just wants to start collecting paychecks. Meh, good for him. He's earned it I guess.

jerseydevil
March 2nd, 2015, 07:57 PM
First Look at Martyrs Remake
http://www.dreadcentral.com/news/91724/first-look-martyrs-remake/

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c179/rtbstrd1331/First%20album%20of%202013/mr%20poop_zpsmlazjovl.jpg (http://s27.photobucket.com/user/rtbstrd1331/media/First%20album%20of%202013/mr%20poop_zpsmlazjovl.jpg.html)

adgy-san
March 3rd, 2015, 11:36 AM
‘Huntsman’ Screenwriter Will Pen The ‘Tomb Raider’ Reboot; Warner Bros. Joins MGM On Project (http://blogs.indiewire.com/theplaylist/huntsman-screenwriter-will-pen-the-tomb-raider-reboot-warner-bros-joins-mgm-on-project-20150225)

notbob
March 5th, 2015, 09:17 AM
He-Man's Battle Cat Will Look Like This In Masters Of The Universe (http://www.cinemablend.com/new/He-Man-Battle-Cat-Look-Like-Masters-Universe-70133.html)

notbob
March 5th, 2015, 09:20 AM
A Mrs. Frisby And The Rats Of NIMH Remake Is In The Works, Get The Details (http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Mrs-Frisby-Rats-NIMH-Remake-Works-Get-Details-70153.htm)

jerseydevil
March 9th, 2015, 03:12 PM
Sony Planning Male-Centric GHOSTBUSTERS with The Russo Brothers, Channing Tatum
http://collider.com/new-ghostbusters-movie-channing-tatum/


A new, female-centric Ghostbusters movie is set to begin production this summer, but Sony Pictures (under new leadership) is already cutting that film off at the knees. Deadline reports that the studio is putting together a “male-driven action-centric comedy” Ghostbusters film that will act as a “counterpart” to director Paul Feig’s all-female Ghostbusters. Captain America: The Winter Soldier directors Joe and Anthony Russo—who are currently in pre-production on Captain America: Civil War—are looking to direct and produce this “male Ghostbusters” with Channing Tatum and his partners Reid Carolin and Peter Kiernan also producing. Iron Man 3 co-writer Drew Pearce has been set to pen the screenplay. This is all being put together under the newly formed company Ghost Corps, which includes Ivan Reitman and Dan Aykroyd.

The hope is that Tatum will play one of the Ghostbusters in this other new franchise entry, and no doubt he has the starpower to launch such a film. But frankly, this whole thing is incredibly irksome. Essentially the studio is saying, “Hey guys we’re making a forward-thinking, all-female Ghostbusters, but don’t worry—the real Ghostbusters is coming shortly afterward with men.” This has apparently been part of Reitman and Aykroyd’s plan all along, and no doubt Sony likes the idea of building its own inter-connected Ghostbusters universe of films, but still the basic message is that Feig’s film is a warm-up to a male-centric (ie. “traditional”) Ghostbusters.

roenick
March 9th, 2015, 03:41 PM
Sony Planning Male-Centric GHOSTBUSTERS with The Russo Brothers, Channing Tatum
http://collider.com/new-ghostbusters-movie-channing-tatum/

http://sfcitizen.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/how-about-no-bear.jpg

jerseydevil
March 9th, 2015, 09:22 PM
Chris Pratt May Co-Star with Channing Tatum in New GHOSTBUSTERS; Is Sony Planning 4 Films in All?
http://collider.com/ghostbusters-chris-pratt-channing-tatum/

Y'know...this kinda wacky ****...why not.

jerseydevil
March 10th, 2015, 12:32 PM
Does THE BLOB Remake Not Have a Blob?
http://collider.com/the-blob-remake-simon-west/


According to West, The Blob remake might not feature much of a Blob. He tells Screen Relish:

“It’s going to be much more sci-fi than the original. It’s a bigger scale type of movie. It’s more Alien meets Predator and designing the creature is a long and involved process cause its very sophisticated. It’s not going to be the goo pouring through windows. So, that’s taking a while to design and construct that.”



Wait...what?

adgy-san
March 10th, 2015, 12:37 PM
Chris Pratt May Co-Star with Channing Tatum in New GHOSTBUSTERS; Is Sony Planning 4 Films in All?
http://collider.com/ghostbusters-chris-pratt-channing-tatum/

Y'know...this kinda wacky ****...why not.

Hard to argue if Chris Pratt's going to be in it...

adgy-san
March 10th, 2015, 12:38 PM
Does THE BLOB Remake Not Have a Blob?
http://collider.com/the-blob-remake-simon-west/



Wait...what?

Wasn't Rob Zombie going to do The Blob?

jerseydevil
March 10th, 2015, 12:48 PM
a LONNNNNNNNNNNNNNgGGGgGggGggGg time ago he toyed with the idea.

jerseydevil
March 10th, 2015, 12:49 PM
Hard to argue if Chris Pratt's going to be in it...

You have to KNOW that Jonah Hill will wind up in it. I still think they mash up 21/22 Jump Street with MiB at some point like they were talking about.

jerseydevil
March 10th, 2015, 12:54 PM
Chris Pratt Could Join That Other ‘Ghostbusters’ Movie, Which We Know A Lot More About Now
http://uproxx.com/gammasquad/2015/03/chris-pratt-ghostbusters-cinematic-universe/


Now Badass Digest provides an update on last night’s announcement from their Sony sources, and it ties back to those spin-off and Chris Pratt rumors.

First of all, this new Ghostbusters movie isn’t all-male. It isn’t ‘guy-centric.’ I spoke to three different people who were baffled as to where that came from. But it does have some guys at the center – the concept here is a movie that spins out of the chemistry between real-life friends Channing Tatum and Chris Pratt. […]

As for the movie itself: it’s complementary to the Paul Feig film. This isn’t a sudden reboot or a change of course. The plan is to have this new Ghostbusters universe feel big and have the kind of tonal variety that allows there to be a legitimate shared universe, not just a whole bunch of franchises running in tandem. What’s more, the hope is that after Feig’s Ghostbusters is out and after Tatum’s Ghostsbusters is out the next film will see the two teams co-mingling, Avengers-style. This is planned out, and has been getting planned out for some time – it’s not a sudden change of heart at Sony.



Years of nothing and now this...

jammer06
March 24th, 2015, 12:36 PM
https://www.yahoo.com/tv/s/x-files-revival-officially-ordered-162943889.html


X-files is coming back with Chris Carter, David Duchovny and Gillian Andersen

jerseydevil
March 26th, 2015, 09:55 AM
ALIEN NATION Remake In The Works At Fox
http://www.comicbookmovie.com/fansites/markcassidycbm/news/?a=117244

What took so long. The original movie as well as the tv show were both respectable and completely redoable. It's a smart property with a lot of room to explore. I am more than ok with this.

orpheus
March 26th, 2015, 12:23 PM
ALIEN NATION Remake In The Works At Fox
http://www.comicbookmovie.com/fansites/markcassidycbm/news/?a=117244

What took so long. The original movie as well as the tv show were both respectable and completely redoable. It's a smart property with a lot of room to explore. I am more than ok with this.

I even read the comics, lol. :D

And Mick Jagger was totally involved in the series, lol.

http://www.thinkhero.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/Alien_Nation_01.jpg

Kaos
March 26th, 2015, 06:31 PM
‘Coach’ Comes Back As 13-Episode NBC Series Starring Craig T. Nelson (https://www.yahoo.com/tv/s/coach-comes-back-13-episode-000008609.html)

jerseydevil
March 30th, 2015, 08:11 PM
VACATION Moves Up to July, Takes Aim at MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE
http://collider.com/vacation-reboot-release-date-july-31-2015/

Got an invite to preview this...passed. I guess they like it if they think it is counter programming to M:I.

What difference do any of these lets cash in on nostalgia while making the same(or worse) movie for the EXTREME generation make? Really. Screw it.

KingInTheWest
March 31st, 2015, 12:43 AM
If people stay away from them, maybe Hollywood will stop making them.

jerseydevil
March 31st, 2015, 09:04 AM
If people stay away from them, maybe Hollywood will stop making them.

Yeah but they won't. With the dearth of good movies folks fall into two camps. Youngsters who go based on name recognition, and oldsters who go to either sit and shake their fists or simply due to a misplaced sense of 'maybe this time...'. And one solid weekend is all it takes for a)the trend to continue and b)an eventual sequel.
It just is. Accept it and move on.

adgy-san
March 31st, 2015, 12:26 PM
Yeah but they won't. With the dearth of good movies folks fall into two camps. Youngsters who go based on name recognition, and oldsters who go to either sit and shake their fists or simply due to a misplaced sense of 'maybe this time...'. And one solid weekend is all it takes for a)the trend to continue and b)an eventual sequel.
It just is. Accept it and move on.

I agree. And even when remakes do poorly, it seems like they're written off as the exception rather than the rule. Which is probably what they are, in box office terms.

jerseydevil
March 31st, 2015, 12:33 PM
I agree. And even when remakes do poorly, it seems like they're written off as the exception rather than the rule. Which is probably what they are, in box office terms.

Exactly. They churn these out with relatively low budgets, most of the major decisions being in the casting. Then they take some hack(screenwriter/director) who sells his soul for the potential to garner favor. Lather rinse repeat. You can't stop this because...your average moviegoer.

KingInTheWest
March 31st, 2015, 10:44 PM
Yeah but they won't. With the dearth of good movies folks fall into two camps. Youngsters who go based on name recognition, and oldsters who go to either sit and shake their fists or simply due to a misplaced sense of 'maybe this time...'. And one solid weekend is all it takes for a)the trend to continue and b)an eventual sequel.
It just is. Accept it and move on.

If they ALL die the deaths they deserve, then they will stop. But yes, not enough of them are going to die that death and the movie studios will keep making them because a that familiar name might sell six more tickets. I still can't imagine the Robocop or Total Recall remakes were successes under any definition of the word whatsoever.

I always find it deeply amusing that the Mission Impossible movies have absolutely nothing to do with the Mission Impossible television show, other than tarnishing the good name of Jim Phelps in the first one. But they are actually pretty good movies, certainly good enough to not need a little 'Mission Impossible' sticker on them.

jerseydevil
March 31st, 2015, 10:50 PM
If they ALL die the deaths they deserve, then they will stop. But yes, not enough of them are going to die that death and the movie studios will keep making them because a that familiar name might sell six more tickets. I still can't imagine the Robocop or Total Recall remakes were successes under any definition of the word whatsoever.

I always find it deeply amusing that the Mission Impossible movies have absolutely nothing to do with the Mission Impossible television show, other than tarnishing the good name of Jim Phelps in the first one. But they are actually pretty good movies, certainly good enough to not need a little 'Mission Impossible' sticker on them.

OMG...YES. I used to get up in HIGH school days at 5am to watch the original show. I have not forgiven DePalma, and I sooooo cannot get into those movies BECAUSE of that.

KingInTheWest
March 31st, 2015, 10:58 PM
Just skip the first one and watch Ethan Hunt: Midget SuperAgent 2, 3, 4, and soon to be 5. He works for the International Mystery Finders - it is just a coincidence that it has the same initials as the other IMF and they like to self destruct things too. Ving Rhames, Simon Pegg.

jerseydevil
April 2nd, 2015, 11:41 AM
New POLTERGEIST Trailer and Poster Ramp Up the Horror
http://collider.com/poltergeist-trailer-poster-remake/

Look...I fully expect this to be, at best, a cgi laden retread which, hopefully will not tarnish the original's legacy. But...Sam Rockwell.

Dexter
April 2nd, 2015, 08:35 PM
****ing clowns.

jerseydevil
April 8th, 2015, 12:53 PM
GREMLINS Remake Lands DISTURBIA Writer
http://collider.com/gremlins-remake-lands-disturbia-writer-carl-ellsworth/

How 'bout you get Heywood Jablome to write it?

adgy-san
April 8th, 2015, 03:46 PM
Classic '70s Thriller 'Three Days Of The Condor' Getting TV Remake (http://blogs.indiewire.com/theplaylist/classic-70s-thriller-three-days-of-the-condor-getting-tv-remake-20150313)


Megan Ellison's brother David Ellison's Skydance is working with MGM and Paramount TV on a small screen version of Sydney Pollack's "Three Days Of The Condor." The 1975 movie follows a CIA analyst trying stay alive when he gets caught up in a conspiracy after all his colleagues are murdered. The movie snagged an Academy Award nomination for Best Editing and is powered by great turns from Robert Redford, Faye Dunaway, and Max von Sydow. It's not clear if the plans are for a miniseries or regular series, but Jason Smilovic ("Lucky Number Slevin") and Todd Katzberg will write the script.

jerseydevil
April 9th, 2015, 08:12 AM
Rumor: Scarlett Johansson Offered Lead in CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON Remake
http://collider.com/creature-from-the-black-lagoon-remake-scarlett-johansson/

LetTigerIn
April 9th, 2015, 01:48 PM
Rumor: Scarlett Johansson Offered Lead in CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON Remake
http://collider.com/creature-from-the-black-lagoon-remake-scarlett-johansson/

It must be because of her full lips.

jerseydevil
April 9th, 2015, 07:36 PM
It must be because of her full lips.


Haha, you are a clever boy.

jerseydevil
April 30th, 2015, 09:08 AM
Don’t Look Now! Another Remake is Coming
http://www.dreadcentral.com/news/98884/dont-look-now-another-remake-is-coming/

Luc SkyBomba
April 30th, 2015, 04:18 PM
Cube, one of my favorite movies getting remade... ugh

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/lionsgate-remake-cult-sci-fi-792574

orpheus
April 30th, 2015, 04:23 PM
Don?t Look Now! Another Remake is Coming
http://www.dreadcentral.com/news/98884/dont-look-now-another-remake-is-coming/

The only thing worse than a remake is that I STILL haven't seen the original. :facepalm:

jerseydevil
May 5th, 2015, 09:14 PM
Werewolf Classic The Howling Getting a Remake
http://ihorror.com/werewolf-classic-the-howling-getting-a-remake/


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waEC-8GFTP4

jerseydevil
May 5th, 2015, 09:32 PM
Emaji Entertainment Reboots The Howling and Dee Snider’s StrangeLand
http://www.dreadcentral.com/news/100152/emaji-entertainment-reboots-the-howling-and-dee-sniders-strangeland/

**** me Freddy...Strangeland too...NOW they have gone...too...far!!!!

orpheus
May 5th, 2015, 09:35 PM
Emaji Entertainment Reboots The Howling and Dee Snider?s StrangeLand
http://www.dreadcentral.com/news/100152/emaji-entertainment-reboots-the-howling-and-dee-sniders-strangeland/

**** me Freddy...Strangeland too...NOW they have gone...too...far!!!!

Let's storm their offices We're Not Gonna Take Anymore style!! :mad:

Kaos
May 5th, 2015, 10:16 PM
Lucasfilm President Finally Confirms Indiana Jones Sequel Is on the Horizon (http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2015/05/indiana-jones-sequel-confirmed)

jerseydevil
May 13th, 2015, 07:58 PM
THE CRAFT Is Getting a Remake and There’s a Good Chance It Won’t Suck
http://collider.com/the-craft-remake-in-the-works-from-honeymoon-director-leigh-janiak/

adgy-san
May 20th, 2015, 02:28 PM
Chris Pratt Shoots Down Those "Indiana Jones" and "Ghostbusters" Rumors (http://www.comicbookresources.com/article/chris-pratt-shoots-down-those-indiana-jones-and-ghostbusters-rumors)


“No one has ever even spoken to me about that,” he tells GQ, referring to the Channing Tatum-produced “Ghostbusters” movie. “Never. I’ve even seen Channing a couple times. As far as I know, that’s complete bull****.” Going down the list of other rumors, Pratt adds, “‘Knight Rider’ — bull****. All of them.”

jerseydevil
May 22nd, 2015, 11:20 AM
[Review] 2015 ‘Poltergeist’ Works As Stand Alone Film; Suffers As Remake
http://bloody-disgusting.com/reviews/3346228/poltergeist-review-works-stand-alone-film-suffers-remake/


One of the biggest problems, however, lies in the CGI overkill, with the climax of the film suffering greatly from a plethora of fake-looking spirits and special effects that just aren’t quite believable. Mostly, however, this revamped tale owes its greatest debt to its name, which calls for the comparison of one of the greatest horror movies ever made, overlooked by one of the greatest directors to ever work in film. Honestly, this movie doesn’t hold a candle to the 1982 classic, but as a stand alone movie, it’s actually pretty entertaining and frightening. If only it wasn’t called Poltergeist.

Keep reading a lot of the same...too much cgi, generally entertaining, but not worthy of the original's title...in other words...MEH.

jerseydevil
May 22nd, 2015, 03:11 PM
POLTERGEIST Review
http://collider.com/poltergeist-review/


Did we need another Poltergeist? Probably not, but Kenan did put a fun spin on the material that feels far fresher than most studio horror remakes. There is a small handful of scenes that end abruptly and/or feel like they came out of another movie, like that conversation between Catlett and Braun for example, and the third act might move a little too swiftly, but overall, the new Poltergeist is an effective film that pairs its scares with a unique fun-loving vibe, making it more of an entertaining romp with big thrills than a disturbing nightmare like the original.

Grade: B

jerseydevil
May 24th, 2015, 06:27 PM
Well well well...Poltergeist was a minor surprise. By the numbers, and a sort of greatest hits version...won't make you forget the original. BUT, everyone plays nicely with the material, and Jared Harris is fun as the Zelda Rubensubstitute...not the worst movie I have seen in a while. As to the soundtrack of ambient noise that Adgy posted about on, I think, the soundtracks page, it was pretty groovy. This movie is unecessary, like all the reviews say...but they did a fairly nice job with it, so...I will give credit where credit is due.

jerseydevil
May 26th, 2015, 02:17 PM
THE LEGEND OF CONAN Will Honor Locales, Religions and Traditions of 1982 Original
http://collider.com/the-legend-of-conan-will-honor-locales-religions-and-traditions-of-1982-original/

A LONG time ago...I would have cared so much. Now...pass.

Kaos
May 26th, 2015, 11:14 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQvPRb4HADE

jerseydevil
May 27th, 2015, 11:38 AM
Every Ridiculous Line Of Dialogue From The New ‘Point Break’ Trailer, Ranked
http://uproxx.com/movies/2015/05/every-ridiculous-line-of-dialogue-from-the-new-point-break-trailer-ranked/

ucsdguy1
May 28th, 2015, 09:02 AM
words can't describe how angry that makes me

Luc SkyBomba
May 28th, 2015, 10:42 AM
they already remade point break... it was called "the fast and the furious"

adgy-san
June 1st, 2015, 04:19 PM
Dwayne Johnson in Talks to Star and Produce in "Big Trouble in Little China" Remake (http://www.comicbookresources.com/article/dwayne-johnson-in-talks-to-star-and-produce-in-big-trouble-in-little-china-remake)

Wait, Rock.... no. Don't.

SmytheKing
June 1st, 2015, 04:35 PM
Dwayne Johnson in Talks to Star and Produce in "Big Trouble in Little China" Remake (http://www.comicbookresources.com/article/dwayne-johnson-in-talks-to-star-and-produce-in-big-trouble-in-little-china-remake)

Wait, Rock.... no. Don't.

I was just coming here to post this as well. I LOVE The Rock. I think he's a great character and a decent human....

Having said that, please don't touch this movie. It's not needed. At all.

notbob
June 1st, 2015, 05:21 PM
Wasn't The Rundown close enough?

jerseydevil
June 1st, 2015, 07:21 PM
A) The Rundown is awesome.
B)Duane Johnson is awesome

C)ARE YOU ****ING KIDDING ME??????

roenick
June 2nd, 2015, 08:26 AM
Dwayne Johnson in Talks to Star and Produce in "Big Trouble in Little China" Remake (http://www.comicbookresources.com/article/dwayne-johnson-in-talks-to-star-and-produce-in-big-trouble-in-little-china-remake)

Wait, Rock.... no. Don't.

Having to use this MEME way too much lately! Sorry Dwayne - I love you but NO TOUCHY THIS CLASSIC MOVIE!!!

http://sfcitizen.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/how-about-no-bear.jpg

LetTigerIn
June 2nd, 2015, 11:23 AM
Dwayne Johnson in Talks to Star and Produce in "Big Trouble in Little China" Remake (http://www.comicbookresources.com/article/dwayne-johnson-in-talks-to-star-and-produce-in-big-trouble-in-little-china-remake)

Wait, Rock.... no. Don't.


Whatever they happen to make, it's not going to ruin the original, which is among my all-time favorite movies.

I don't think they should try to capture the original tone, but I do think they need to keep the primary Jack Burton gag intact. The problem is whether The Rock's movie fans are going to go for something like that.

jerseydevil
June 2nd, 2015, 01:22 PM
Kurt Russell’s Hair And Other Reasons Why You Should Re-Watch ‘Big Trouble In Little China’
http://uproxx.com/movies/2015/06/8-reasons-rewatch-big-trouble-little-china/

Oh no Hollywood, you can't take this from me...no you can't.

notbob
June 2nd, 2015, 02:32 PM
Dwayne Johnson's asking for some 'Big Trouble' from 20th Century Fox (https://www.yahoo.com/tv/s/dwayne-johnsons-asking-big-trouble-203000560.html)

jerseydevil
June 3rd, 2015, 12:27 PM
SISTER ACT Remake in the Works at Disney with LEGALLY BLONDE Scribes
http://collider.com/sister-act-remake-in-the-works-at-disney-with-legally-blonde-scribes/

adgy-san
June 3rd, 2015, 03:59 PM
http://cdn.bleedingcool.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/11354931_10153017381801359_1889450570_n.jpg

jerseydevil
June 3rd, 2015, 07:12 PM
Op-Ed: Remake John Carpenter at Your Own Risk
http://nerdist.com/op-ed-remake-john-carpenter-at-your-own-risk/

I actually don't HATE the Assault on Precinct 13 redo. It has NONE of the original's heartstopping tension, but it's not the worst movie i have ever seen

jerseydevil
June 4th, 2015, 04:27 PM
‘Face/Off,’ ‘Casablanca,’ And Six Other Movies We Should Remake With The Rock
http://uproxx.com/movies/2015/06/8-possible-rock-remakes/

notbob
June 4th, 2015, 04:32 PM
‘Face/Off,’ ‘Casablanca,’ And Six Other Movies We Should Remake With The Rock
http://uproxx.com/movies/2015/06/8-possible-rock-remakes/

I would watch that Tango and Cash remake

orpheus
June 4th, 2015, 05:03 PM
They should remake The Mummy 2, with, well, the Rock. I mean anything can be an improvement over this, right? ;)

http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130518225337/mummy/images/6/68/The-Mummy-Returns-2001-the-mummy-movies-6328847-720-480.jpg

adgy-san
June 9th, 2015, 07:36 AM
"Akira" Reborn at Warner Bros. Under "Daredevil" Showrunner Marco Ramirez (http://www.comicbookresources.com/article/akira-reborn-at-warner-bros-under-daredevil-showrunner-marco-ramirez)

The remake that nobody wants that will not die.

adgy-san
June 9th, 2015, 07:39 AM
An Exploration of the Center-Framed Editing Style Used in George Miller’s Film ‘Mad Max: Fury Road’ (http://laughingsquid.com/an-exploration-of-the-center-framed-editing-style-used-in-george-millers-film-mad-max-fury-road/)


https://vimeo.com/129314425

jerseydevil
June 9th, 2015, 11:37 AM
Sony’s All-Female 21 JUMP STREET Brings in Second Screenwriting Team
http://collider.com/female-21-jump-street-screenwriters-lizzie-and-wendy-molyneux/

Ok, can we stop with the MALE/FEMALE franchise/reboots. Isn't one bad enough in most cases. And you KNOW every damned female one will either have that slog from Pitch Perfect or Mellissa McCarthy in it, as comic relief.

notbob
June 9th, 2015, 04:10 PM
Sony’s All-Female 21 JUMP STREET Brings in Second Screenwriting Team
http://collider.com/female-21-jump-street-screenwriters-lizzie-and-wendy-molyneux/

Ok, can we stop with the MALE/FEMALE franchise/reboots. Isn't one bad enough in most cases. And you KNOW every damned female one will either have that slog from Pitch Perfect or Mellissa McCarthy in it, as comic relief.

hey that slog from pitch perfect cracks me up!

jerseydevil
June 9th, 2015, 08:31 PM
hey that slog from pitch perfect cracks me up!

I don't even know you maaaaaaaaaaaaan...

Hipcheck
June 9th, 2015, 08:57 PM
We can all agree that Melissa McCarthy is unfunny then?

adgy-san
June 11th, 2015, 07:52 AM
Chris Hemsworth Joins Paul Feig's "Ghostbusters" Reboot (http://www.comicbookresources.com/article/chris-hemsworth-joins-paul-feigs-ghostbusters-reboot)

Gonna play the secretary/Annie Potts character.

jerseydevil
June 11th, 2015, 11:52 AM
Sorry, Mom And Dad, But There’s A New ‘Teletubbies’ Coming To Nick, Jr.
http://uproxx.com/tv/2015/06/teletubbies-nick-jr/

DUDE...I am so in. There is NOTHING better than the Tubbies...NOTHING.

notbob
June 11th, 2015, 12:00 PM
Sorry, Mom And Dad, But There’s A New ‘Teletubbies’ Coming To Nick, Jr.
http://uproxx.com/tv/2015/06/teletubbies-nick-jr/

DUDE...I am so in. There is NOTHING better than the Tubbies...NOTHING.

dude 4 posts up you give me crap for the liking the slog and now you posts this???

jerseydevil
June 11th, 2015, 12:52 PM
dude 4 posts up you give me crap for the liking the slog and now you posts this???

Yup. Deal with it.:smoke:

jerseydevil
June 11th, 2015, 12:53 PM
Let's split the difference and make Rebel Wilson a Teletubby.

notbob
June 11th, 2015, 01:09 PM
Let's split the difference and make Rebel Wilson a Teletubby.

halfway there

Ranma
June 13th, 2015, 11:33 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4E9TyrOFlQ

Hipcheck
June 13th, 2015, 11:50 AM
im shocked the reboot of gilligans island hasnt happened.

jerseydevil
June 13th, 2015, 09:28 PM
Universal Is Remaking ‘Kindergarten Cop’ With A Possible TV Series To Follow
http://uproxx.com/movies/2015/06/universal-is-remaking-kindergarten-cop-with-a-possible-tv-series-to-follow/

You know I am so tired of...wait, they are remaking what??? Oh...nevermind,

KingInTheWest
June 13th, 2015, 09:45 PM
Universal Is Remaking ‘Kindergarten Cop’ With A Possible TV Series To Follow
http://uproxx.com/movies/2015/06/universal-is-remaking-kindergarten-cop-with-a-possible-tv-series-to-follow/

You know I am so tired of...wait, they are remaking what??? Oh...nevermind,

I think it is giving me a tumor.

Ranma
June 14th, 2015, 02:08 AM
Universal Is Remaking ?Kindergarten Cop? With A Possible TV Series To Follow
http://uproxx.com/movies/2015/06/universal-is-remaking-kindergarten-cop-with-a-possible-tv-series-to-follow/

You know I am so tired of...wait, they are remaking what??? Oh...nevermind,

I wouldn't be surprised to see Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson cast in the role. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if he's cast in 75% of upcoming remakes for the next 5 years or so, including all the non-Terminator Schwarzenegger movies.

ucsdguy1
June 14th, 2015, 09:50 AM
I think it is giving me a tumor.

It's not a tumor!

Hiyo!!!!!!!

Boys have a _____ Girls have a ______


This also angers me

Hipcheck
June 14th, 2015, 09:53 AM
I wouldn't be surprised to see Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson cast in the role. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if he's cast in 75% of upcoming remakes for the next 5 years or so, including all the non-Terminator Schwarzenegger movies.

Totally agreed, they could simply remake every Arnold movie but with the Rock and make a ton of money. Critics and movie purists will hate it....but for the studios its easy money. CBGB aka Dancing Boy and Matt Barry told me once that Air Bud 5 believe it or not raked in millions upon millions. And when studios can put out formulatic crap like that and be guarenteed to make big bucks there is little, if any, incentive to take a risk.

On a someone diffrent note, I recorded Heavans Gate the other night-im interested to watch it through a purely unbiased eye as opposed to going in with the notion it was huge flop.

jerseydevil
June 15th, 2015, 01:28 PM
On a someone diffrent note, I recorded Heavens Gate the other night-im interested to watch it through a purely unbiased eye as opposed to going in with the notion it was huge flop.



Is it the directors cut? I have long wanted to see that...

HALLOWEEN RETURNS Goes into Production in July with Marcus Dunstan at the Helm
http://collider.com/halloween-returns-goes-into-production-in-july-with-marcus-dunstan-at-the-helm/


We already knew that Marcus Dunstan and Patrick Melton penned the script, but now Dimension and Trancas also added that Dunstan is set to direct the film as well. Dunstan and Melton co-wrote a bunch of Saw scripts, Piranha 3DD, The Collector and The Collection. Dunstan also directed those last two so Halloween Returns will mark his third go behind the lens.

I?m not a big The Collector fan, so it?s tough to get hyped about the new Halloween movie based on Dunstan and Melton?s involvement alone. According to the press release, the log line is being kept under wraps, but Moviehole claims to have tracked down the story details:

??Halloween Returns? will pit a new group of Haddonfield youngsters against Myers. The now 18-year-old child of one of Myers? victims plays a central role along with the child of a cop whose long been obsessed with Myers? case, even putting it before his own daughter.



Myers is now on death row and the two kids with their own personal vendettas against the killer sneak in to watch his execution. But when things go awry and Myers escapes, the pair, along with their friends, find themselves in the firing line.?



That sounds terrible. Look, it will be in 3d in order to wring every drop out of a dopey audience fulla kids who, and this becomes more and more the case, who weren't alive through the original heyday, so it's repackaged for the social media tweener generation. Whatever. Who cares anymore. Rob Zombie's version were ass, more or less...but at least he went in trying to make something...anything. I like the Collector movies, they have a real dirty kinda feel...but this will be purely a by the numbers cash in. PASS.

jerseydevil
June 15th, 2015, 01:32 PM
Jack Huston Drops Out of THE CROW
http://collider.com/the-crow-remake-jack-huston-drops-out/

Good. The man frankly deserves better. Shoulda been Dr. Strange. No doubt in my mind. Forrest Whittaker has signed on today...he should be pulling out in a week or so. This, like the oft scheduled Highlander remake hopefully are atrocities that will not be commited. But Hollywood forges on.

adgy-san
June 15th, 2015, 02:45 PM
Jack Huston Drops Out of THE CROW
http://collider.com/the-crow-remake-jack-huston-drops-out/

Good. The man frankly deserves better. Shoulda been Dr. Strange. No doubt in my mind. Forrest Whittaker has signed on today...he should be pulling out in a week or so. This, like the oft scheduled Highlander remake hopefully are atrocities that will not be commited. But Hollywood forges on.

At least with The Crow it fits the theme of the movie. :)

jerseydevil
June 17th, 2015, 07:05 PM
GHOSTBUSTERS Reboot: Character and Plot Details Emerge Ahead of Boston Shoot
http://collider.com/ghostbusters-reboot-plot-details-emerge/

Emma Stone Reveals Why She Passed on GHOSTBUSTERS
http://collider.com/ghostbusters-emma-stone-reveals-why-she-turned-it-down/

adgy-san
June 19th, 2015, 08:28 AM
LOOK: First Photos of New "Ghostbusters" Wiig, McCarthy & McKinnon (http://www.comicbookresources.com/article/look-first-photos-of-new-ghostbusters-wiig-mccarthy-mckinnon)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CH0NXbDVEAEuc_P.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CHzvs3dUwAAO0Ju.jpg

jerseydevil
June 29th, 2015, 07:42 PM
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c179/rtbstrd1331/First%20album%20of%202013/girlbusters_zpsyw9sxwya.jpg (http://s27.photobucket.com/user/rtbstrd1331/media/First%20album%20of%202013/girlbusters_zpsyw9sxwya.jpg.html)

BIG JOE
June 30th, 2015, 02:48 AM
http://new1.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/4714811+_78e8d2d1235ed9d65170a7ec375083f8.gif

Kaos
June 30th, 2015, 07:50 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uv554B7YHk4

roenick
July 1st, 2015, 08:01 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uv554B7YHk4

This actually looks pretty good.

KingInTheWest
July 2nd, 2015, 11:47 PM
I'm holding out for Lang. Or, even better, Drago.

jerseydevil
July 7th, 2015, 09:24 PM
Paul Feig Reveals The Ecto-1 For His New ‘Ghostbusters’ Film
http://uproxx.com/movies/2015/07/paul-feig-ghostbusters-ecto-1/

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c179/rtbstrd1331/First%20album%20of%202013/ecto%201_zpsw2jc1dub.jpeg (http://s27.photobucket.com/user/rtbstrd1331/media/First%20album%20of%202013/ecto%201_zpsw2jc1dub.jpeg.html)

I like it. Clever. Nice nod to a different old hearse.

Yet...


Like everything else on this, seems fine...but brutally...less.