Nothing like getting a pizza slice from Sbarro and collecting the oil on the plate. Usually have enough oil for a cup of soup. Feel those arteries clogging up and I mean cloggin up like homer does after he chokes on his poodles.
Sbarro makes me jizz in my pants. Just a plain old slice o' chee...jizz in my pants.
mmmmmm fried cheese on a stick
Screw booze or watching porn to get "in the mood". I'm gonna start rubbing my lady down with a hot Cinnabon. Look out, baby..... DADDY'S A MONSTA!!!!!!
So you knew it was gonna get scary when a Pizza Hut Meat-Lovers personal pan pizza is number 15 (counting down to 1).
And there are actually 3 WORSE than this???:
The suits at DQ are pretty smart. How can you eat this there and NOT cool the fire with a Butterfinger Blizzard?4. WORST CHICKEN MEAL
Wild Buffalo 4-Piece Chicken Strip Basket
96 g fat (18 g saturated, 11 g trans)
4,820 mg sodium
82 g carbs
SODIUM EQUIVALENT: 28 bags of Lay's Potato Chips!
If anyone could fit two day's worth of sodium, a day and a half's worth of fat, and over half a day's worth of calories in four little chicken strips, it's the folks at DQ. If those numbers aren't concerning enough, consider that this chicken basket contains over five days' worth of heart-damaging trans fats! Ouch.
It's your own damn fault for going to the mall hungry. I've been known to have a Mrs. Field's cookie now and then, but I can't tell you the last time I actually ate in a food court at the mall.
Nice, I don't eat at any of those places. Fascist Island's food court is actually somewhat decent. It has a Pain du Monde - overpriced, but holy **** is that veggie sandwich good. There's also have a Fatburger which I've been to twice and felt ill after each visit. I thought the first visit was a fluke, but it wasn't. That place...ugh. I don't get the fascination with it.
Sorry at the mall for me it is all about the Mongolian BBQ, and then Chick Fil A