what? no one in :panic: mode?
Bacon, pork shortage 'now unavoidable,' industry group says - latimes.com
Industry group: bacon, pork shortage
Pork shortage looms. Enjoy your bacon now?
Worldwide pork shortage looms, industry group says - BlogPost - The Washington Post
Pork Shortage Causes Major League Eating To Suspend All Bacon-Eating Contests
Relax, bacon lovers, pork shortage won't affect U.S.
Bacon shortage? Baloney! European pork shortage won't affect U.S.
oh, whew, never mind, folks. damn silly dramatic Brits.


