Last edited by lunchbox; September 23rd, 2008 at 07:14 PM.
First of all, LOL at you guys could just flip said big-boob-false-advertiser over, and regarding the false advertising, that reminds me of one of my good buddies in high school. He was girl-crazy like a mother****er, and would do anything to pull. He drove around with a bumper sticker on his VW rabbit that read: 2" to 9" in 15 seconds. He actually thought chicks would be flagging him down to romp. The day he put it on we said: "so what happens if you actually get a girl, and she finds out you don't got that?" He said: "hopefully she'll like me so much it won't matter". We said: "no, it'll matter" He said (getting a little miffed at the ribbing): "Hey, HOW DO YOU GUYS KNOW I DON'T GOT THAT!!!" We said: "Cuz you just told us, dip****" He said: "....oh."
In case anyone is wondering, the sticker got plenty of laughs--but never got him laid. Kept it on for like two years. Got freaked out and finally scraped it off after getting high-speed chased one day by two dudes in a convertible miata.
hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha... *breathe* hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaaha...
i think the inherent problem was the fact that a "heterosexual" male was driving a VW Rabbit... i mean that's like a second glance over in the urinal from a Cabriolet.
Yeah male and driving a VW is a big problem. I got rid of my purple Jetta as afst as I could when it was paid off. I thought it was a cool car, then found out the Jetta was voted AZ's Gay Friendly car of the year in 2002. Don't ask me how I found that out, but I got free drinks out of the deal