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    Waiting for the night Creeping Death's Avatar




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    Quote Originally Posted by ketel&tonic View Post
    Man...that false advertising would just be wrong. \"well girls can get bras that make their boobs look bigger\" you say. It's fair, you say. Well, no, not really. I mean, you guys could just flip said big-boob-false-advertiser over or turn the lights off and keep going, but a Wonder-Bulge® wouldn't do ANYone ANY favors ya dig? Heh.


    You wear high heels, you ain't that tall..
    You wear makeup, your face don't look like that!
    You wear wonderbra's, your titties ain't that big!
    Everything about you is a lie!

    Thank you Chris Rock
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    Quote Originally Posted by ketel&tonic View Post
    Fail. The last thing we'd want at eye level while we're trying to eat is some orange clad package floppin' around. lol
    concur with ketel.


    Quote Originally Posted by gescom View Post
    note to gescom - don't take the orange ones to Vegas.
    hermès? lol. only acceptable version of orange for me.


    Quote Originally Posted by ketel&tonic View Post
    Man...that false advertising would just be wrong. \\"well girls can get bras that make their boobs look bigger\\" you say. It's fair, you say. Well, no, not really. I mean, you guys could just flip said big-boob-false-advertiser over or turn the lights off and keep going, but a Wonder-Bulge® wouldn't do ANYone ANY favors ya dig? Heh.
    true. i'd go so far as to say even i don't wear wonderbras or any of that insert business. nay on the wonder bulge.
    Last edited by lunchbox; September 23rd, 2008 at 07:14 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ketel&tonic View Post
    Man...that false advertising would just be wrong. \\"well girls can get bras that make their boobs look bigger\\" you say. It's fair, you say. Well, no, not really. I mean, you guys could just flip said big-boob-false-advertiser over or turn the lights off and keep going, but a Wonder-Bulge® wouldn't do ANYone ANY favors ya dig? Heh.

    First of all, LOL at you guys could just flip said big-boob-false-advertiser over, and regarding the false advertising, that reminds me of one of my good buddies in high school. He was girl-crazy like a mother****er, and would do anything to pull. He drove around with a bumper sticker on his VW rabbit that read: 2" to 9" in 15 seconds. He actually thought chicks would be flagging him down to romp. The day he put it on we said: "so what happens if you actually get a girl, and she finds out you don't got that?" He said: "hopefully she'll like me so much it won't matter". We said: "no, it'll matter" He said (getting a little miffed at the ribbing): "Hey, HOW DO YOU GUYS KNOW I DON'T GOT THAT!!!" We said: "Cuz you just told us, dip****" He said: "....oh."

    In case anyone is wondering, the sticker got plenty of laughs--but never got him laid. Kept it on for like two years. Got freaked out and finally scraped it off after getting high-speed chased one day by two dudes in a convertible miata.

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    ^^^
    hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha... *breathe* hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaaha...

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    booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
    If a ram is a sheep and a mule is an ass,why is a ram in the ass a goose?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lunchbox View Post
    ^^^
    hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha... *breathe* hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaaha...
    yup. HAHAHAHAHA!

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    i think the inherent problem was the fact that a "heterosexual" male was driving a VW Rabbit... i mean that's like a second glance over in the urinal from a Cabriolet.
    GESCOM: it's never too early to start beefing up your obituary!

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    Yeah male and driving a VW is a big problem. I got rid of my purple Jetta as afst as I could when it was paid off. I thought it was a cool car, then found out the Jetta was voted AZ's Gay Friendly car of the year in 2002. Don't ask me how I found that out, but I got free drinks out of the deal

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    'nuff said

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    Quote Originally Posted by spjon25 View Post
    Yeah male and driving a VW is a big problem. I got rid of my purple Jetta as afst as I could when it was paid off. I thought it was a cool car, then found out the Jetta was voted AZ's Gay Friendly car of the year in 2002. Don't ask me how I found that out, but I got free drinks out of the deal
    I think we know how you got the free drinks. And I bet that's why you bought the car in the first place.

    Quote Originally Posted by OTTo VoN BLoTTo View Post

    In case anyone is wondering, the sticker got plenty of laughs--but never got him laid. Kept it on for like two years. Got freaked out and finally scraped it off after getting high-speed chased one day by two dudes in a convertible miata.
    ROFL.

    By the way, the WonderPackage would never sell, since you can accomplish the same thing with a cucumber wrapped in foil.

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