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    Quote Originally Posted by ketel&tonic View Post
    Man...that false advertising would just be wrong. \"well girls can get bras that make their boobs look bigger\" you say. It's fair, you say. Well, no, not really. I mean, you guys could just flip said big-boob-false-advertiser over or turn the lights off and keep going, but a Wonder-Bulgeģ wouldn't do ANYone ANY favors ya dig? Heh.
    False advertising's false advertising. You can turn anyone over or turn out the lights - it won't make their boobs grow. If you were promised big boobs, you should get big boobs.

    And that said, I never even understood that whole package advertising thing - how big a package do you need to advertise to really impress? What if it turns out to be a shower and not a grower? Is a large limp prick really of any use to anyone? And if it is already large limp, what if it is a grower? Does anyone really want to find out at the critical moment that the guy has a tool he could use to bat .300 in the majors?

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    Quote Originally Posted by santiclaws View Post
    I think we know how you got the free drinks. And I bet that's why you bought the car in the first place.


    ROFL.

    By the way, the WonderPackage would never sell, since you can accomplish the same thing with a cucumber wrapped in foil.
    Why wrap the cucumber in foil?

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    Quote Originally Posted by santiclaws View Post

    By the way, the WonderPackage would never sell, since you can accomplish the same thing with a cucumber wrapped in foil.
    Ahhh, but see, the Wonder-Bulgeģ would never lose it's positioning---unlike the cucumber, which even in pretty tight attire might slowly float it's way down towards the knee, thus exposing the illusion and bringing certain humiliation. And you can forget dancing. You'll be lucky to get through one song before that poor gourd is hung out in no man's land.

    Quote Originally Posted by mcsorleyminute View Post
    Why wrap the cucumber in foil?
    Excellent question. Texture, maybe? The only thing I can think of.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcsorleyminute View Post
    Why wrap the cucumber in foil?
    Not sure. Ask Derek Smalls.

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    Wonder if they'll be auctioning off the decoration.
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