Thread: Hooters Pasadena is Closing

They didn't get their hard liquor license and are closing down.
This Saturday is their last day. I know that most of you will be in Vegas
but just thought I'd let those left behind know

awwwwwwwww

South Park ruined me on Hooters. Now every time I hear the name this pops up immediately:



Mmmmmmm curly fries...........



Kind of a tangent here, but dunno why no one ever opened the equivalent for the ladies. Not like a Chippendales, but a regular pub-style restaurant. Could have been called "Bananas!" and all the tan, blown-dry waiters would deliver your wings and cosmos in orange bicycle shorts with their package displayed prominently. And the guys who kinda don't measure up (but can't be discriminated against) can wear like the male genitalia version of a wonder-bra. Wonder-Buldge® maybe?

Ladies? No good?

Originally Posted by OTTo VoN BLoTTo

Kind of a tangent here, but dunno why no one ever opened the equivalent for the ladies. Not like a Chippendales, but a regular pub-style restaurant. Could have been called \"Bananas!\" and all the tan, blown-dry waiters would deliver your wings and cosmos in orange bicycle shorts with their package displayed prominently. And the guys who kinda don't measure up (but can't be discriminated against) can wear like the male genitalia version of a wonder-bra. Wonder-Buldge® maybe?

Ladies? No good?

Fail. The last thing we'd want at eye level while we're trying to eat is some orange clad package floppin' around. lol

i think they should all close down.

Originally Posted by ketel&tonic

Fail. The last thing we'd want at eye level while we're trying to eat is some orange clad package floppin' around. lol

note to gescom - don't take the orange ones to Vegas.

Originally Posted by ketel&tonic

Fail. The last thing we'd want at eye level while we're trying to eat is some orange clad package floppin' around. lol

Thanks for the valuable input. I'll send my inner capitalist back to the drawing board.

Originally Posted by gescom

note to gescom - don't take the orange ones to Vegas.

You're in luck: the Wonder-Bulge® comes in many other attractive colors besides orange!

Originally Posted by OTTo VoN BLoTTo

You're in luck: the Wonder-Bulge® comes in many other attractive colors besides orange!

Man...that false advertising would just be wrong. "well girls can get bras that make their boobs look bigger" you say. It's fair, you say. Well, no, not really. I mean, you guys could just flip said big-boob-false-advertiser over or turn the lights off and keep going, but a Wonder-Bulge® wouldn't do ANYone ANY favors ya dig? Heh.