Guys, I am tired of looking foolish when my cakes are subpar. I like cupcakes, but they take forever to bake. If there was some way to make a cupcake that was colossal, like twenty five times the size of a regular cupcake, I'd be stoked. Imagine people's faces if I went "WHAM - GIANT CUPCAKE!"
If you had one that size you could decorate it in all sorts of ways. I bet they'd be so impressive that you'd want to document the damned thing with photographic evidence. I'd imagine just building the giant cupcake would be at least the penultimate, if not ultimate, party activity.
And then if there was some way to have the top of the cupcake one flavor, and the bottom another. Ridiculous. Imagine if you could put a filling in the cupcake too. Thrilling! A giant, two flavor, cream filled cupcake, so awesome. The combination of flavors would be endless.
The thing is, to me, tiny cupcakes just won't work. And when I go to the store and see the prices on their pre-made cakes, I am aghast at their prices! And I'll admit it, when I bake, the cake sticks to my metal pans. :(
Alas, I don't have an answer for this problem. It makes me feel impotent. Hope you guys have some good suggestions.