Thread: The Horrors of the Taco Bell Taste Test

Originally Posted by ROBUSTO

They could serve turds covered in that chemical cheese and people would eat it.

Originally Posted by ROBUSTO

They could serve turds covered in that chemical cheese and people would eat it.

Are you SURE that's not already on their menu????

Originally Posted by King Ludwig

Are you SURE that's not already on their menu????

it's a known fact that they already serve that.

I'm not gonna try it, you try it. . .
Give it to LGK, they'll eat anything.

I've got a Taco Bell right across the street from my house and I probably go there once a year (and regret it the next day).

A wise man once told me, "taco bell, you can't buy it, you only rent it"

The wifey likes the nachos, and yes it has the cheese whip on it. The weird thing is that she has an amazing palate. She can pull out subtle notes from wine that only a bloodhound could smell, but she loves this orange goo like no other. I'm not a big fan of The Bell. I get the Mexican Pizza, and I usually regret it later. Their taco sauce has been pretty good lately though. The Hot and the Fire Roasted (I think...) are decent. You could put that stuff on cat **** that's been fermenting in brussel sprouts for a month and it would still taste like a ****ing taco.

I don't know what disturbs me more, the fact that the cheese goo probably has no cheese in it at all, or that the taco sauce can make anything taste like a taco.

Originally Posted by daxx1313

I don't know what disturbs me more, the fact that the cheese goo probably has no cheese in it at all, or that the taco sauce can make anything taste like a taco.

Not sure if thats a credit to taco bells marketing or R&D department.

Originally Posted by King Ludwig

Are you SURE that's not already on their menu????

Not that I needed another reason not to eat at Taco Hell