Why would you ever even consider doing this?
Oh for your literary career!
Amazon.com: Candy Girl: A Year in the Life of an Unlikely Stripper (9781592402731): Diablo Cody: Books
one of the last times i ate taco bell, i was drunk as f*** and my go to drunk food would be meatless, beanless tacos. just the taco shell, lettuce, cheese and taco sauce. i was almost a vegetarian, but i'd also ask them to refrain from replacing the meat with beans because they always seemed gross to me. one night, they messed up the "beanless" request and i was so hungry, i ate them anyway. i didn't get sick, but i did NOT feel well. if it weren't for that, i probably would've banged the friend i was hanging out with that night. i had to keep leaving the room because i thought i was going to be sick. so there's a lesson for you guys. if you want to bang a chick, don't let her eat taco bell beans.
Looks like a good read lunchie!
When they said "Make a run for the border" they forgot to mention that you had to hit every bathroom on the way after you've eaten their food...
I won't be pulling any of the taste tests participants fingers anytime soon. ;)