Thread: The Horrors of the Taco Bell Taste Test

Originally Posted by santiclaws

Did you get my Cheese Whiz, boy?

What was Blues Brother Quotes for 100 alex?

Why would you ever even consider doing this?
Oh for your literary career!

Originally Posted by SirJW

Why would you ever even consider doing this?
Oh for your literary career!

the inhumanity of having to eat taco bell for literary advancement, makes me think of this:
Amazon.com: Candy Girl: A Year in the Life of an Unlikely Stripper (9781592402731): Diablo Cody: Books

one of the last times i ate taco bell, i was drunk as f*** and my go to drunk food would be meatless, beanless tacos. just the taco shell, lettuce, cheese and taco sauce. i was almost a vegetarian, but i'd also ask them to refrain from replacing the meat with beans because they always seemed gross to me. one night, they messed up the "beanless" request and i was so hungry, i ate them anyway. i didn't get sick, but i did NOT feel well. if it weren't for that, i probably would've banged the friend i was hanging out with that night. i had to keep leaving the room because i thought i was going to be sick. so there's a lesson for you guys. if you want to bang a chick, don't let her eat taco bell beans.

Looks like a good read lunchie!

Originally Posted by ROBUSTO

They could serve turds covered in that chemical cheese and people would eat it.

They do. Taco Bell sucks.

Originally Posted by Drop The Gloves

$25, that's it? I got paid $85 to test some volcano menu items

Hell...the both of you deserve hazard pay.

When they said "Make a run for the border" they forgot to mention that you had to hit every bathroom on the way after you've eaten their food...