So this is the winner.
Only by living absurdly is it possible to break out of this infinite absurdity.
I bet the people at KFC are astounded at the press they've gotten on this item. They've probably sold double what they intially thought they would despite all the bad press.
I guess I'm one of the few here who still likes KFC. I don't have it often (they serve Pepsi <yuck>) but I do still get it. BTW, their cole slaw is really good and is easy to make at home.