Waiter at Craft: Miss, the Porterhouse is enough for two people.
Me: Great. I can skip the sides. Except for maybe a glass of this wine...ha, it's from Long Island!
Waiter: OMg, you're funny! Anything else?
Me: If you have one of those order-45-minutes-ahead chocolate souffle thing, I'd like to say "yes" to that right now.
I also liked Prime but now I can just see Kerry at Simon/la.