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    Talking What the F*** is Salisbury Steak...

    and why is it sooooooo delicious?



    now i'm not talking about your momma's recipe or some top flight fare at a mid-level joint. no, i'm talking about that nasty ass frozen pre-heat your oven to 350 and has the texture of Gaines-Bugers type s***.

    i have been called many things, and one of them is a major food snob... but i just thoroughly punished one of what is CLEARLY manna from heaven and i am CERTAIN it will damn near rival my glorious and expensive dinner at Robuchon next week.


    oh, and the one i just had was from Stouffers (not a Hungry man, which i equally love) and did NOT f*** around... this thing came with a "side" (because really, it was a second main) of Macaroni n Cheese and get this... NO DESSERT!

    and a man can't be trifling with no dessert when he's trying to focus!




    *note* i just filled my wife in on the good news via AIM and her response was...

    well i saw it and it could have very well had your picture on the front and been called "Brian Food"

    salisbury steak AND mac n cheese

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    It's amazing, pure and simple. Boom!

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    I need to bring you down here again and make you some delicious kotletas.

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    It's Salisbury steak day children!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gescom View Post
    and why is it sooooooo delicious?



    now i'm not talking about your momma's recipe or some top flight fare at a mid-level joint. no, i'm talking about that nasty ass frozen pre-heat your oven to 350 and has the texture of Gaines-Bugers type s***.

    i have been called many things, and one of them is a major food snob... but i just thoroughly punished one of what is CLEARLY manna from heaven and i am CERTAIN it will damn near rival my glorious and expensive dinner at Robuchon next week.


    oh, and the one i just had was from Stouffers (not a Hungry man, which i equally love) and did NOT f*** around... this thing came with a "side" (because really, it was a second main) of Macaroni n Cheese and get this... NO DESSERT!

    and a man can't be trifling with no dessert when he's trying to focus!
    Don't forget that goop they call gravy, man!

    Every time I have one of those things, I want more! It's like some kinda ketchupless meatloaf or gravy-saturated hamburger patty.


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    my Asian french ass didn't grow up eating that stuff. I think I had it once at 6th grade camp. what a bizarre texture that meat was... but it could've just been the camp food...

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    MMMM! Grew up eating those things along with mashed potatoes. Still love them now.

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    Has anyone ever heard of a person making salisbury steak from scratch? Because I don't think I have.

    And lunchie - that' the actual texture.


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    Use the family size Banquet brand to make homemade loco moco. Get the hamburger and "gravy" is one package. Yummy.

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    Ah the staple of better institutions and hospitals across the country!!!!

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