Dove Creek, Colorado is the "Pinto Bean" capital of the world.
To me there are two potential winners of the pissing contest. On the male side it is the one who can actually aim both stream from a split stream into the toilet without making a mess.
On the female side, it is the one that could actually stand and piss while hitting a target.
On a lighter note, I saved a baby squirrel today at work:
I was on a jobsite when a HUGE Bald Eagle swooped down into a nest of 3 baby squirrels. He snatched all three out and continued to fly away when he dropped 2 of the 3 babies...from 200 feet in the air. One falling baby had died from the Eagle's talon going through it's little skull but this little guy got away with just a gash to his eye socket. He fell right into a fresh mound of mulch...from 200 feet! Soooo lucky this kid.
I scooped him up and took him to a local animal rehab clinic. I named him "Frasier" after Colin. Get it? Bloody eye?
He's 3 weeks old. Couldn't bring him home to release into my Forest. I have 2 outdoor cats, coons and Ospreys that would dine on his ass in a second. Rehab Hospital was the only way.
There, how's that for some random s***?
Mitch is talking about pee? :O
I thought monkeys just flung poo? :think:
Go Kings go!
Why I love the vBookie, 90 quotes in and around 20 are actually on the Kings, the rest? Phones, Partying, and Pissing. I guess it is all about the P. Yay Merica!!!