September 20th, 2013, 02:15 PM #81
I thought it was judged on Stream Diameter and Velocity. Who knew?
Originally Posted by jammer06
September 20th, 2013, 02:23 PM #82
Well, I could go with the obvious of nothing sounds good so nothing it is but since it is our first meeting I defer to whatever befits for the occasion.
Originally Posted by geogirl
On a side note, we should bring our sticks for some street hockey, Geogirl, dorsal and Nyssa are skins.
September 20th, 2013, 02:30 PM #83
Dove Creek, Colorado is the "Pinto Bean" capital of the world.
September 20th, 2013, 02:43 PM #84
September 20th, 2013, 02:45 PM #85
Can't make it. Maybe next time! Do me proud and get wasted!
Originally Posted by DorsalPhin
September 20th, 2013, 02:45 PM #86
To me there are two potential winners of the pissing contest. On the male side it is the one who can actually aim both stream from a split stream into the toilet without making a mess.
On the female side, it is the one that could actually stand and piss while hitting a target.
I AM THE STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!
September 20th, 2013, 02:49 PM #87
On a lighter note, I saved a baby squirrel today at work:
I was on a jobsite when a HUGE Bald Eagle swooped down into a nest of 3 baby squirrels. He snatched all three out and continued to fly away when he dropped 2 of the 3 babies...from 200 feet in the air. One falling baby had died from the Eagle's talon going through it's little skull but this little guy got away with just a gash to his eye socket. He fell right into a fresh mound of mulch...from 200 feet! Soooo lucky this kid.
I scooped him up and took him to a local animal rehab clinic. I named him "Frasier" after Colin. Get it? Bloody eye?
He's 3 weeks old. Couldn't bring him home to release into my Forest. I have 2 outdoor cats, coons and Ospreys that would dine on his ass in a second. Rehab Hospital was the only way.
There, how's that for some random s***?
Last edited by nocturn; September 20th, 2013 at 02:53 PM.
September 20th, 2013, 02:53 PM #88
Mitch is talking about pee? :O
I thought monkeys just flung poo?
September 20th, 2013, 03:12 PM #89
September 20th, 2013, 03:24 PM #90
Why I love the vBookie, 90 quotes in and around 20 are actually on the Kings, the rest? Phones, Partying, and Pissing. I guess it is all about the P. Yay Merica!!!