December 9th, 2013, 10:17 AM #61
Robby: [Robby's car sprays Joe with rocks] Oh, Dirt, did I getcha?
Joe Dirt: No, I'm cool.
Robby: No, you're not.
December 9th, 2013, 10:18 AM #62
Joe Dirt: I got the poo on me!
December 9th, 2013, 10:20 AM #63
Zander Kelly: Bob Seger? Come on, back then you were listenin' to Leif Garrett. It was probably more like this...
[flashback to a young Joe Dirt dancing to a Leif Garrett song]
Joe Dirt: Hell no, man I don't listen to that crap! I'm a rocker, dude through and through. Here's my favorite bands: AC/DC, Van Halen, not Van Hagar, Skynyrd, Def Lep.
December 9th, 2013, 10:20 AM #64
Usually I'm too busy trying to help her get out to take a photo of her stuck in there, but this time I'll try to remember!
Originally Posted by TMAC
December 9th, 2013, 10:20 AM #65
Zander Kelly: Now, you're telling me you were so ingrained with white trash DNA, your facial hair actually grows in on its own all white trashy like that?
December 9th, 2013, 10:21 AM #66
Joe Dirt: So you're gonna tell me that you don't have no black cats, no Roman Candles, or screaming mimis?
Kicking Wing: No.
Joe Dirt: Oh come on, man. You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers?
Kicking Wing: No, I don't.
Joe Dirt: You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?
Kicking Wing: No... because snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like.
Joe Dirt: Well that might be your problem, it's not what you like, it's the consumer.
December 9th, 2013, 10:22 AM #67
Business up front, party in the back!
December 9th, 2013, 10:22 AM #68
December 9th, 2013, 10:24 AM #69
Buffalo Bob: It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.
December 9th, 2013, 10:33 AM #70
Wow...he looks so different! I wouldn't have recognized him. Guess that's what actually getting to play will do to ya.
Originally Posted by TooCool