May 5th, 2014, 10:41 PM #1
Kings vs Ducks - Thurs May 8 - 7 PM
May 5th, 2014, 11:01 PM #2
Any team that doesn't stick their bill up their ass...
May 5th, 2014, 11:36 PM #3
$1-Kings!!! And karma for the needy.
May 6th, 2014, 01:47 AM #4
May 6th, 2014, 04:35 AM #5
Now after two "road-home games" now we get two HOME games. Was it just me or did it sound like a home game the way the crowd cheered when LA scored? Both games actually.
May 6th, 2014, 09:29 AM #6
May 6th, 2014, 09:34 AM #7
I maxed out!
Placed my bet already so y'all's karma splooge doesn't go to waste. Mahalo!
May 6th, 2014, 09:58 AM #8
May 6th, 2014, 10:34 AM #9
I AM THE STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!
May 6th, 2014, 11:54 AM #10
(I should have done this one yesterday)
A Ducks fan and a Kings fan are bungee-jumping one day. The Ducks fan says to the Kings fan. "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico."
The Kings fan thinks this is a great idea, so the two pool their money and buy everything they'll need - a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc.
They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work.
The Ducks fan jumps. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up, the Kings fan notices that he has a few cuts and scratches. Unfortunately, the Kings fan isn't able catch him, he falls again, bounces and comes back up again.
This time, he is bruised and bleeding. Again, the Kings fan misses him. The Ducks fan falls again and bounces back up. This time, he comes back pretty messed up - he's got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious.
Luckily, the Kings fan finally catches him this time and says, "What happened? Was the cord too long?"
The Ducks fan says, "No, the cord was fine... but what the heck is a 'pinata'?"