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    Tim Hill to Direct WALTER THE FARTING DOG

    Here’s the synopsis for the book:

    We hold this truth to be self-evident: farting makes kids laugh. Walter, an apologetic-looking dog adopted from the pound, passes gas morning, noon, and night, no matter what he eats, whether it’s a 25-pound bag of low-fart dog biscuits, cat food, or fried chicken. On the bright side, “If Uncle Irv let one slip, he just went and stood near Walter.” When Father reaches the limit of his patience with Walter’s flatulence, he decides the pooch is once again pound-bound, despite Betty and Billy’s pleading. Poor Walter knows his days are numbered and “He resolved to hold in his farts forever.” That very night, two burglars break into Walter’s family’s house, and (you can see where this is going) Walter gasses the burglars with a “hideous cloud” that forces them to drop their loot and run into the clutches of the police officers, “choking and gasping for air.” The next morning Father and Mother discover Walter has saved the day–or at least their silverware and VCR. “And so the family learned to live with Walter, the hero dog. And that is the end of our tail.” (Or is it? Fans will be pleased to discover the next book Walter the Farting Dog: Trouble at the Yard Sale.) Audrey Colman’s highly stylized illustrations, imbued with a surreal, Monty Pythonesque collage look, are as absurdly comical as this silly story that is purely powered by natural gas. [Amazon]



    And...I'm sold!!!!!

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    We sat and listened to these tapes/CD's for hours in the early 90's.
    I will definitely see this but might wait till DVD/Netflix/cable as I don't think the
    film can live up to what we imagined back then.

    "Here was a nice dinner and YOU CRUCIFIED IT!"
    "SHUT UP LITTLE MAN!"

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    John Cho AMERICAN REUNION, TOTAL RECALL, STAR TREK 2 Interview

    Harold and Kumar !!!!!!!!!!! FTW!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jerseydevil View Post


    Tim Hill to Direct WALTER THE FARTING DOG

    Here’s the synopsis for the book:

    We hold this truth to be self-evident: farting makes kids laugh. Walter, an apologetic-looking dog adopted from the pound, passes gas morning, noon, and night, no matter what he eats, whether it’s a 25-pound bag of low-fart dog biscuits, cat food, or fried chicken. On the bright side, “If Uncle Irv let one slip, he just went and stood near Walter.” When Father reaches the limit of his patience with Walter’s flatulence, he decides the pooch is once again pound-bound, despite Betty and Billy’s pleading. Poor Walter knows his days are numbered and “He resolved to hold in his farts forever.” That very night, two burglars break into Walter’s family’s house, and (you can see where this is going) Walter gasses the burglars with a “hideous cloud” that forces them to drop their loot and run into the clutches of the police officers, “choking and gasping for air.” The next morning Father and Mother discover Walter has saved the day–or at least their silverware and VCR. “And so the family learned to live with Walter, the hero dog. And that is the end of our tail.” (Or is it? Fans will be pleased to discover the next book Walter the Farting Dog: Trouble at the Yard Sale.) Audrey Colman’s highly stylized illustrations, imbued with a surreal, Monty Pythonesque collage look, are as absurdly comical as this silly story that is purely powered by natural gas. [Amazon]



    And...I'm sold!!!!!
    You had me at farting.
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    'Jersey Shore' Cast Will Nyuk It Up 'Three Stooges' Movie | TheWrap TV

    Now the cast of MTV's "Jersey Shore" will appear in the Farrelly Brothers' upcoming "Three Stooges" reboot.

    According to the comedy's official watch-blog, five "Jersey Shore" cast members are taking part: Snooki, the Situation, JWoww, Sammi and Ronnie.

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    I will eat my own liver w/a spoon(and onions), hell i will even eat the spoon...if this does anything but suck out loud.

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    A VERY HAROLD & KUMAR 3D CHRISTMAS Movie Image

    After years of growing apart, Harold Lee and Kumar Patel have replaced each other with new friends and are preparing for their respective Yuletide celebrations. But when a mysterious package mistakenly arrives at Kumar’s door on Christmas Eve, his attempt to redirect it to Harold’s house ends with the “high grade” contents — and Harold’s father-in-law’s prize Christmas tree — going up in smoke. With his in-laws out of the house for the day, Harold decides to cover his tracks, rather than come clean. Reluctantly embarking on another ill-advised journey with Kumar through New York City, their search for the perfect replacement tree takes them through party heaven — and almost blows Christmas Eve sky high.

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    For the dept of Might Be Funny:



    Comes out Friday. If you see it, let us know what you thought.

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    A VERY HAROLD AND KUMAR 3D CHRISTMAS Trailer!
    Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news.

    YES!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jerseydevil View Post
    I will eat my own liver w/a spoon(and onions), hell i will even eat the spoon...if this does anything but suck out loud.
    The official Three Stooges FB page posted that crap and had plenty of people unliking their page (including me). Moe, Curly, Larry, Shemp and the Joes are rolling in their graves. Putting this in the present day=fail.
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