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Injustice League!!! Although the logistics are ridiculous.

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Originally Posted by jerseydevil

6 Badguys Who Would Make Better JUSTICE LEAGUE Villains | FilmBuffOnline

Injustice League!!! Although the logistics are ridiculous.

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The White Martians, Sinestro and The Injustice League are no good.

My vote is for Starro.....

but why not the god damned Appellaxians? The League already has a perfectly decent origin story.

There's only one reason they're starting off with Darkseid. It's that damnable Transitive Property of DC Media.

Starro seems to be a big fave...but he is a GIANT STARFISH. That's just gonna look so damned silly. I can see it now...the first time Green Lantern forms a giant net(the kind you scoop up dead fish in an aquarium with) the entire audience erupts into laughter and...game over!

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Originally Posted by jerseydevil

Starro seems to be a big fave...but he is a GIANT STARFISH. That's just gonna look so damned silly. I can see it now...the first time Green Lantern forms a giant net(the kind you scoop up dead fish in an aquarium with) the entire audience erupts into laughter and...game over!

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nononononononoono....

you don't start with the giant starfish. You build to it.

You start with regular citizens with tiny starfish on their faces.... puts the League in a tough spot having to save people trying to attack them without seriously hurting them or killing them.

But fine... I still say the Appellaxians are the way to go.

But it doesn't matter... The TPoDCM rules the day.

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Originally Posted by Dr. Naysay

nononononononoono....

you don't start with the giant starfish. You build to it.

You start with regular citizens with tiny starfish on their faces.... puts the League in a tough spot having to save people trying to attack them without seriously hurting them or killing them.

But fine... I still say the Appellaxians are the way to go.

But it doesn't matter... The TPoDCM rules the day.

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Yep. A bunch of folks walking about with starfishes violating their faces...right you are Doc, no mistaking that visual for silly. I stand corrected. Maybe Flash could wear a pair of long red devil suit underwear and his trap door could drop causing him to veer out of control while Yakkity Sax plays in the background. That would be about as un-silly as Starro in any incarnation.

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Yep. A bunch of folks walking about with starfishes violating their faces...right you are Doc, no mistaking that visual for silly. I stand corrected. Maybe Flash could wear a pair of long red devil suit underwear and his trap door could drop causing him to veer out of control while Yakkity Sax plays in the background. That would be about as un-silly as Starro in any incarnation.

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Did you or did you not watch Thor? Because on paper there is nothing sillier than Thor.

Nothing.

So... you know... stop it.

Dunno man...don't ever remember any sentient face ****ing starfish in Thor.

Your butt is a sentient face****ing starfish.

Face****ing starfish? For a second I thought you guys were talking about Prometheus.

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Originally Posted by BigBrown

Face****ing starfish? For a second I thought you guys were talking about Prometheus.

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The face****ing starfish in question in action.

http://images.wikia.com/marvel_dc/im...Starro_001.jpg