Crank was one of the worst movies I have ever seen. I think it was written by a 9-year old boy. I swear Jason Statham has the same agent as Nicolas Cage.
I watched five minutes of The Tree Of Life two nights ago. I was literally in awe at how awful it was. The part I saw was like the worst home movie of all time. Having the camera constantly two inches from a character's back, blocking 80% of the frame, is hilariously annoying. I probably would have kept watching, but The Professional was starting on a neighboring channel. At least my theory was proven: The Tree Of Life is the cinematic equivalent of the Emperor's New Clothes - movie critics pretend it is a work of genius because they are afraid to admit it is a pointless mess, which would expose them as a fool too unsophisticated to appreciate the work of genius that it is.