Man, what a trip. Marlon Brando, Val Kilmer and John Frankenheimer in a flat out race to the top of
Bat**** Crazy mountain. You get scenes like this...
Brando in a moomoo with a reediculous English accent, Val Kilmer(pretending????) to be high the entire time while flitting about in the latest Polynesian NAMBLA gear...and then you have folks like Fairuza Balk/David Thewliss/Tememaura Morrison trying really hard to understand just what the **** is going on while thinking of all the clever ways they can torture/kill the agent that booked this gig. And then you have poor Stan Winston, trying to do a good job, apparently with mud/sticks and leftover muppet parts. And before you ask, full on prosthetic make-up...check. 90's movie...double check. Ron Perlman unrecognizable under a layer of latex...SHOE BETCHA. I was all ready to give it a BATTLEFIELD EARTH dumb fun thumbs up, but at the very last minute they showed a montage of atrocities commited by humans on humans...and the requisite 'who are the real animals' line(or something to that effect.) and they lost any goodwill I had for the movie. Look, if you are really really high...this is worth watching. Really really high...pharmaceutical grade.