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    Quote Originally Posted by orpheus View Post
    I haven't watched Superman Returns, but the idea that there might be a Supes movie worse than Quest for Peace is disturbing.

    Haha. Nuclear Man. I still have a lot of nostalgia for those Reeves movies, good or bad.
    As a kid seeing it in the theater, I loved it. As an adult...yeah...it's hilarious. Mariel Hemingway being able to breathe while being carried by Nuclear Man (in SPACE!!), her hair blowing in the wind while being carried by Nuclear Man (in SPACE!!), when Nuclear Man shuts off because Supes moves the moon out of orbit (nevermind the ramifications of that) to cause an eclipse she nearly falls to her death (in mother f'in SPACE yo!!).

    I actually wonder how that movie would have turned out had Cannon not cut the budget in half on the first day of shooting. Jon Cryer spoke candidly about it a while back and said there was less and less food at craft services and that Reeve was completely bummed when the six months of flying stunts got shrunk to one month. The movie came out in '87 and the effects were on par with the George Reeves series.
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    Oh, yeah, Jon Cryer.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Naysay View Post
    Incorrect.
    Quote Originally Posted by NastiMarvasti View Post
    At least those movies, especially the 4th one, were in the "so bad it's good" category. Plus they had Christopher Reeve and felt somewhat like the first 2 even though they went completely off the rails. The Singer one had absolutely nothing to offer. It was a straight rip off of the first movie, the entire cast was miscast, Brandon Routh doesn't deserve the John Williams theme and just feels out of place when you see him instead of Reeve, Superboy was a dumb idea, leaving Earth to go and find nothing for 5 years was a dumb idea, James Marsden was the most unnecessary character and was really only there to shock you when you find out the baby is Supes', Supes with makeup all over his face, Jesus Supes, ...forget it. I don't have all day to explain how pointless and stupid Superman Returns was. And Singer gets extra negative credit for leaving the X-Men franchise to do this POS. He essentially ruined two franchises at once.
    Incorrect!

    SM 3 and 4 were awful...SR wasn't awful. It actually has some nice cinematography which I think trumps "so bad it's good" crap. I didn't think it was that bad...and I'm usually negative to most "super hero" movies...in fact I think I hate most of them.

    Whatever...I just hope this new one is good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jom View Post
    Incorrect!

    SM 3 and 4 were awful...SR wasn't awful. It actually has some nice cinematography which I think trumps "so bad it's good" crap. I didn't think it was that bad...and I'm usually negative to most "super hero" movies...in fact I think I hate most of them.
    That's exactly what makes Superman Returns so diabolically terrible.

    It HAD potential but was ruined by a lack of focus and direction.

    My complaints about that movie are long, loud, detailed and have very very little to do with my being a "Superman Fan". I would love nothing more than to spend the rest of my life traveling the land on foot showing people one by one exactly why Superman Returns sucks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Naysay View Post
    That's exactly what makes Superman Returns so diabolically terrible.

    It HAD potential but was ruined by a lack of focus and direction.

    My complaints about that movie are long, loud, detailed and have very very little to do with my being a "Superman Fan". I would love nothing more than to spend the rest of my life traveling the land on foot showing people one by one exactly why Superman Returns sucks.
    Could you do one in the same vein as your Avatar one please? I still get goosebumps when I think about that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SmytheKing View Post
    Could you do one in the same vein as your Avatar one please? I still get goosebumps when I think about that.
    I honestly don't remember that...... what were the highlights?

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    I recall a particular fascination with the floating mountains and the waterfalls on said mountains. It was one of your better rants especially since I agreed with you. Still not as good as your pure venom re:Tron though imo. That was some of your prime material.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jerseydevil View Post
    I recall a particular fascination with the floating mountains and the waterfalls on said mountains. It was one of your better rants especially since I agreed with you. Still not as good as your pure venom re:Tron though imo. That was some of your prime material.
    Even had pictures!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jerseydevil View Post
    I recall a particular fascination with the floating mountains and the waterfalls on said mountains. It was one of your better rants especially since I agreed with you. Still not as good as your pure venom re:Tron though imo. That was some of your prime material.
    You should have seen the epic "Crash was a steaming pile of crap and you're an idiot if you liked it".

    Now THAT was a thread.

    RIP.

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