You can keep your giant robots, mutants and pirates...
I just saw Midnight In Paris and loved the **** out of it.
If you don't like art, literature or intelligent comedy or if you have the cultural literacy of a diehard wrestling fan then this movie ISN'T for you.
But I loved every minute of it.
My advice... if you don't already know the story... don't try and learn anything about this movie. Just go and enjoy it.
Unless you're a philistine in which case I recommend you avoid it at all costs.