MitchHedberg.net

**jerseydevil** · May 15th, 2011, 11:43 AM

MitchHedberg.net to Re-launch May 17th | CraveOnline

EVERY comedian on the planet needs to visit MitchHedberg.net after its re-launch on May 17th. This is one of the greatest resources for a comedian to understand the craft of one of our late-but-great stage legends. The site will contain rare videos, set lists, excerpts from notebooks, and remembrances from contemporaries. I’ve seen some of the material and it’s an amazing collection.

**Luc SkyBomba** · May 16th, 2011, 10:53 AM

a duck likes bread, but it does not have the ability to buy a loaf

**notbob** · May 16th, 2011, 12:08 PM

Sorry for the convenience, temporarily stairs.

**Kubrick** · May 16th, 2011, 12:23 PM

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.

**Luc SkyBomba** · May 16th, 2011, 01:23 PM

i saw a commercial for a product that will let you water hard to reach plants... who would make their plants hard to reach? that just seems so very cruel.

**Luc SkyBomba** · May 16th, 2011, 01:28 PM

when i think of a joke, i like to write it down with a pen and paper. if the pen and paper are too far, i convince myself that it was not funny.

**Big Red** · May 16th, 2011, 02:44 PM

I saw a billboard for the lottery. It said, "Estimated lottery jackpot 55 million dollars." I did not know that was estimated. That would suck if you won and they said, "Oh, we were off by two zeroes. We estimate that you are angry."

**Big Red** · May 16th, 2011, 02:45 PM

You know when you see an advertisement for a casino, and they have a picture of a guy winning money? That's false advertising, because that happens the least. That's like if you're advertising a hamburger, they could show a guy choking. "This is what happened once."