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    MitchHedberg.net to Re-launch May 17th | CraveOnline

    EVERY comedian on the planet needs to visit MitchHedberg.net after its re-launch on May 17th. This is one of the greatest resources for a comedian to understand the craft of one of our late-but-great stage legends. The site will contain rare videos, set lists, excerpts from notebooks, and remembrances from contemporaries. Iíve seen some of the material and itís an amazing collection.

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    a duck likes bread, but it does not have the ability to buy a loaf
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    Sorry for the convenience, temporarily stairs.
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    I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
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    i saw a commercial for a product that will let you water hard to reach plants... who would make their plants hard to reach? that just seems so very cruel.
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    when i think of a joke, i like to write it down with a pen and paper. if the pen and paper are too far, i convince myself that it was not funny.
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    I saw a billboard for the lottery. It said, "Estimated lottery jackpot 55 million dollars." I did not know that was estimated. That would suck if you won and they said, "Oh, we were off by two zeroes. We estimate that you are angry."
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    You know when you see an advertisement for a casino, and they have a picture of a guy winning money? That's false advertising, because that happens the least. That's like if you're advertising a hamburger, they could show a guy choking. "This is what happened once."
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    Does everyone else read these quotes in Mitch's voice. I do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bob8880 View Post
    Does everyone else read these quotes in Mitch's voice. I do.

    R.I.P. Mitch
    i think i'm gonna start reading EVERYTHING in mitch's voice
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