Thread: Year One

Crash sucks!

BRB, gotta feet my cat and have my late night kiss with lady Vodka!

Originally Posted by orpheus

Crash sucks!

BRB, gotta feet my cat and have my late night kiss with lady Vodka!

Really?

it was alright

This is the most anyone has ever discussed about Year One.

This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to **** her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And ****ing give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna **** you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's ****ing teamwork
Whats your favorite position?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll ****ing **** you discreetly
And then I'll ****ing bone you completely
But then I'm gonna **** you hard
Hard

I want "I'm gonna ball you discreetly" to be written on my tombstone.

Originally Posted by Annapurna

Year One wasn't that bad. I got a few laughs out of it. It's better than The Hangover - don't get why that movie is so funny?

That officially removes your opinion being valid on movies from this point forward.

Originally Posted by orpheus

This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to **** her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And ****ing give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna **** you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's ****ing teamwork
Whats your favorite position?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll ****ing **** you discreetly
And then I'll ****ing bone you completely
But then I'm gonna **** you hard
Hard

I want "I'm gonna ball you discreetly" to be written on my tombstone.

You should hear me do this at karaoke... good times.

Originally Posted by TONGA

You should hear me do this at karaoke... good times.

Have you really done this at karaoke? :D

Drunken Karaoke, I bet.

I did Lady Gaga at Drunken Karaoke once.

I lost my man card that day.

Is there any other way to do karaoke?