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    Crash sucks!

    BRB, gotta feet my cat and have my late night kiss with lady Vodka!
    Only by living absurdly is it possible to break out of this infinite absurdity.
    -Julio Cortazar

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    Quote Originally Posted by orpheus View Post
    Crash sucks!

    BRB, gotta feet my cat and have my late night kiss with lady Vodka!
    Really?

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    it was alright

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    This is the most anyone has ever discussed about Year One.
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    This is a song for the ladies
    But fellas listen closely
    You don't always have to **** her hard
    In fact sometimes that's not right to do
    Sometimes you've got to make some love
    And ****ing give her some smoochies too
    Sometimes ya got to squeeze
    Sometimes you've got to say please
    Sometime you've got to say hey
    I'm gonna **** you softly
    I'm gonna screw you gently
    I'm gonna hump you sweetly
    I'm gonna ball you discreetly
    And then you say hey I bought you flowers
    And then you say wait a minute sally
    I think I got somethin in my teeth
    Could you get it out for me
    That's ****ing teamwork
    Whats your favorite position?
    That's cool with me
    Its not my favorite
    But I'll do it for you
    Whats your favorite dish?
    I'm not gonna cook it
    But ill order it from Zanzibar
    And then I'm gonna love you completely
    And then I'll ****ing **** you discreetly
    And then I'll ****ing bone you completely
    But then I'm gonna **** you hard
    Hard

    I want "I'm gonna ball you discreetly" to be written on my tombstone.
    Only by living absurdly is it possible to break out of this infinite absurdity.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Annapurna View Post
    Year One wasn't that bad. I got a few laughs out of it. It's better than The Hangover - don't get why that movie is so funny?
    That officially removes your opinion being valid on movies from this point forward.

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    Quote Originally Posted by orpheus View Post
    This is a song for the ladies
    But fellas listen closely
    You don't always have to **** her hard
    In fact sometimes that's not right to do
    Sometimes you've got to make some love
    And ****ing give her some smoochies too
    Sometimes ya got to squeeze
    Sometimes you've got to say please
    Sometime you've got to say hey
    I'm gonna **** you softly
    I'm gonna screw you gently
    I'm gonna hump you sweetly
    I'm gonna ball you discreetly
    And then you say hey I bought you flowers
    And then you say wait a minute sally
    I think I got somethin in my teeth
    Could you get it out for me
    That's ****ing teamwork
    Whats your favorite position?
    That's cool with me
    Its not my favorite
    But I'll do it for you
    Whats your favorite dish?
    I'm not gonna cook it
    But ill order it from Zanzibar
    And then I'm gonna love you completely
    And then I'll ****ing **** you discreetly
    And then I'll ****ing bone you completely
    But then I'm gonna **** you hard
    Hard

    I want "I'm gonna ball you discreetly" to be written on my tombstone.
    You should hear me do this at karaoke... good times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TONGA View Post
    You should hear me do this at karaoke... good times.
    Have you really done this at karaoke? :D

    Drunken Karaoke, I bet.

    I did Lady Gaga at Drunken Karaoke once.

    I lost my man card that day.
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    Is there any other way to do karaoke?

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    Quote Originally Posted by orpheus View Post
    Have you really done this at karaoke? :D

    Drunken Karaoke, I bet.
    Orphy I can vouch for him belting this tune out MANY times stone-cold- sober @ Karaoke nights.

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