Thread: Zooey Deschanel is not adorable.

Can I deliver the tomato soup...and punch her in the vagina? GODDAMN I HATE this manipulative crap. I want some b-roll of New Girl to surface where she goes all Christian Bale on someone. She is insufferable. She is the HelloKitty of actresses and I simply will not tolerate her anymore. Oh...she's just so cute...go eat a big bag of dicks.

Siri, can you get me Zooey D's address so that I can deliver Tomato soup AND a vaginal punch...

I know what my next cell phone will be!

it is getting over the top. it's funny how snl does that spoof of her where she's "ohh oooh ohhh so quirky", i thought it was exaggerated until i saw her in this commercial and other recent stuff. she was on one of the skits, too, when she hosted. she's starting to become a caricature of herself which is too bad.

She just seems like she tries way too hard.

She doesn't wanna put on real shoes! Just like I hate putting on real pants!

PJs all day for the win!

Originally Posted by jerseydevil

can i deliver the tomato soup...and punch her in the vagina? Goddamn i hate this manipulative crap. I want some b-roll of new girl to surface where she goes all christian bale on someone. She is insufferable. She is the hellokitty of actresses and i simply will not tolerate her anymore. Oh...she's just so cute...go eat a big bag of dicks.

siri, can you get me zooey d's address so that i can deliver tomato soup and a vaginal punch...

Originally Posted by lunchbox

it is getting over the top. It's funny how snl does that spoof of her where she's "ohh oooh ohhh so quirky", i thought it was exaggerated until i saw her in this commercial and other recent stuff. She was on one of the skits, too, when she hosted. She's starting to become a caricature of herself which is too bad.

Originally Posted by palffy3314

she just seems like she tries way too hard.

's'wat i been saying!!!

Originally Posted by Dr. Naysay

's'wat i been saying!!!

But...you like New Girl. WTF?????

Originally Posted by jerseydevil

But...you like New Girl. WTF?????

Because it's an ensemble show and the rest of the ensemble is really good. AND they don't play her up as an object of desire. Quite the opposite... they have her living with 3 guys and NONE of them are swayed by her quirky charms.

That may seem unbelievable for hipster sheep like adgy (hah!) but if you actually think she's annoying the show has a startling degree of realism.


Also her friend on the show is insanely hot. I mean... it makes me angry that there are women that hot.

Originally Posted by Dr. Naysay

Because it's an ensemble show and the rest of the ensemble is really good. AND they don't play her up as an object of desire. Quite the opposite... they have her living with 3 guys and NONE of them are swayed by her quirky charms.

That may seem unbelievable for hipster sheep like adgy (hah!) but if you actually think she's annoying the show has a startling degree of realism.


Also her friend on the show is insanely hot. I mean... it makes me angry that there are women that hot.

Ok. I will allow that argument. BTW that commercial for the season finale' where she was saying 'meep meep' to the obviously not anywhere in the shot coyote had me spitting and cursing at my television to the chagrin of my cats.