Thread: Zooey Deschanel is not adorable.

Why are guys bringing up dead chicks?

Because dead chicks are hotter than Zooey Deschanel.

Originally Posted by Annapurna

Because dead chicks are hotter than Zooey Deschanel.

Kinda' creepy. I think there's laws against that kind of stuff.

Originally Posted by LOSTcauseZERO

Kinda' creepy. I think there's laws against that kind of stuff.

NSFW: Lyrics.

Veronica Lake should have a thread with at least 24 pages. As for Zooey, I thought she was adorable in Elf, but I don't think anything has made me change my opinion on a celebrity like that I-phone commercial. "Ooh, I want to order tomato soup and then I am going to dance in my house all alone in my socks. Look at me! I'm so precious. I'm so f-ing precious!"

Meanwhile, I do enjoy her television show. If there was a world without Ron Swanson (a truly horrifying thought, I know), the guy who plays Schmidt would have been robbed of an Emmy this year. Damon Wayan's character in the pilot was deeply annoying with all the yelling; replacing him was a great decision even if they didn't make it themselves.

Alison Brie wins the battle of cute little funny brunettes. Britta is supposed to be the hot one on Community, but Alison Brie has owned her from day one.

Okay, now I can't stop shuddering at the thought of living in a world where there is no Ron Swanson.

Originally Posted by KingInTheWest

Veronica Lake should have a thread with at least 24 pages.

Nope. She's been dead since 19friggin'72. That's 14 years before I was even born. If we're going to talk about any female, one whom is alive might I add, it would have to be Jennifer Love Hewitt. But your assessment of Ron Swanson (Nick Offerman) is accurate, and he's a Cubs fan.

Originally Posted by LOSTcauseZERO

Nope. She's been dead since 19friggin'72. That's 14 years before I was even born. If we're going to talk about any female, one whom is alive might I add, it would have to be Jennifer Love Hewitt. But your assessment of Ron Swanson (Nick Offerman) is accurate, and he's a Cubs fan.

What are you people talking about?

Oh, yeah, Veronica Lake is swell and Sullivan's Travels is awesome! :D

Would you rather have lunch with Zooey Deschanel or Caleb Deschanel?