I must be in that 10% well never owned one but I have used them and managed them on the networks as well for the last 8 years. And you're right a Kernel Panic is not a BSOD well it is a "Black" screen, so I guess a BSOD will still work

and yes I have seen this happen on macs that are very heavily used with graphics. But that is understandable.
But seriously why would you spend $3000+ to surf the internet? I can't really defend Windows although Windows 7 is pretty rock solid. Personally I see "Most" Mac users as I am better than you because I own a superior product when it truly isn't. Match a MBP to an AlienWare laptop and you will not see any difference other than the OS. Match a Mac Pro to a Dell Workstation and you will get the same Hardware. Nothing is superior about the hardware. Personally I don't need a Gaming machine or a Dual Xeon 16GB RAM and 3 TB or hard drive space to surf the web, anyone that says they do is a fool, but then we all can spend our money as we see fit. Some people just buy into the marketing like sheep. The whole Apple marketing ploy is and always has been elitist and you know it.
But I can do everything you can do on your Mac just as stable and better since I have actual control over my entire system and can Actually change my OS if I choose to. oh yea and I can make it look like Mac interface too all for free, oh yea and all legally. and no Viruses or Spyware either. and yes I know you know all this because I know you also use Linux.
Mac (BSD UNIX), Windows or Linux (including unmolested BSD UNIX) is all a personal choice but I just have to laugh at some people for speaking without knowing what they really have.