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    Quote Originally Posted by HockeyGirl View Post
    ***Let me field this one...***

    Ok, first: a forward, d, center...whatever, same price.

    Second, a girl has to be a hockey player. One that's really into it, plays hard, and gets naked in the locker room. That's it, requirements met.
    Amen sister!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bogey View Post
    Amen sister!
    wait a minute.....

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    Drawing sticks is cool, as long as everyone doesn't mind me playing with my friend.

    I played in the High scool leauge this spring, and played 18AA california heat last fall, but he has not been on skates in like 4 years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous028 View Post
    Drawing sticks is cool, as long as everyone doesn't mind me playing with my friend.

    I played in the High scool leauge this spring, and played 18AA california heat last fall, but he has not been on skates in like 4 years.
    So long as he takes short shifts like everyone else, I don't see any issue

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    Quote Originally Posted by FishMonger View Post
    So long as he takes short shifts like everyone else, I don't see any issue
    This goes for everyone else. If your linemates say something to the effect of "if you're tired change up" or "GET THE **** OFF THE ICE YOU ****ING **** SMOKING *******!!!! I PAID AS MUCH MONEY YOU **** ****ING **** ****-****", you might want to change up.

    Quick shifts so the game plays faster everyone. Even if you aren't tired, you need to make a concious effort to change after you've been on the ice for a bit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by daxx1313 View Post
    This goes for everyone else. If your linemates say something to the effect of "if you're tired change up" or "GET THE **** OFF THE ICE YOU ****ING **** SMOKING *******!!!! I PAID AS MUCH MONEY YOU **** ****ING **** ****-****", you might want to change up.

    Quick shifts so the game plays faster everyone. Even if you aren't tired, you need to make a concious effort to change after you've been on the ice for a bit.

    Thanks in advance.

    There's that, too.


    Plus, if you're not effin' tired after 90, you're not trying. I don't care if you're playing back, get over the blue line and move around to get open. And backcheck. There. You're tired. Now get off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FishMonger View Post
    So long as he takes short shifts like everyone else, I don't see any issue
    Yeah, that is not gonna be a problem.

    Im willing to bet that he is gonna have issues making it through a 90 second shift anyways.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous028 View Post
    Yeah, that is not gonna be a problem.

    Im willing to bet that he is gonna have issues making it through a 90 second shift anyways.
    I'll bring a large hook, like the ones people keep by their pools, so when he gets tired I can just drag him to the bench.

    I wish I would have thought of this before. Not only will it keep people on short shifts (with use of force, if required), once I'm tired I can just have someone drag me to the bench.


    Is anyone any good with a lasso?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FishMonger View Post
    I'll bring a large hook, like the ones people keep by their pools, so when he gets tired I can just drag him to the bench.

    I wish I would have thought of this before. Not only will it keep people on short shifts (with use of force, if required), once I'm tired I can just have someone drag me to the bench.


    Is anyone any good with a lasso?
    Hook may not be a bad idea.

    He is trying to quit smoking at the ripe old age of 21, so the hook may just be needed.

    Im terrible with a lasso.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FishMonger View Post
    Is anyone any good with a lasso?

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