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    Default Groundbreaking Hockey Night For Me

    So it was a ground breaking night for me tonight...I completely leveled my first player ever. Just laid them flat out on the ice. I am surprised that it did not set off the Richter scale at the institute of skate tectonics.

    Of course me and my 240 lbs vs the poor kid who skated into me and his probably 140 pounds with all his equipment on...you could see why the kids was laid out.


    Disclaimer---the Big Mort Dizzle does not condone or emphasize the use of violence in rec league hockey. In addition, spjon did rush over to the kid and immediately saw if he was okay...come on I am not that much of a jerk.

    Now on the other hand #7 on the other team was a jerk and was slashing away like he was freddy freaking krueger and Jason as one

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    Next up on spjon's to-do list ....

    .... his first goal!

    (j/k)

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    Hey Ivanans has to score sometime...luckily Youngblood is on my team and has set me up a couple of times. I have a whopping 3 goals this season (compared to Youngbloods like 14)

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    Wow, you took out someone 100 lbs. less than you.

    You're a real bad-ass.

    Let me know when you take out someone bigger than you.

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    Bogey I was being sarcastic....please read the disclaimer at the bottom. I thought I destroyed the kid to be honest and I was worried for him. I am not a physical player at all which makes it more ironic...see below

    Disclaimer---the Big Mort Dizzle does not condone or emphasize the use of violence in rec league hockey. In addition, spjon did rush over to the kid and immediately saw if he was okay...come on I am not that much of a jerk.

    Now on the other hand #7 on the other team was a jerk and was slashing away like he was freddy freaking krueger and Jason as one

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    Quote Originally Posted by spjon25 View Post
    ... Of course me and my 240 lbs ...
    Next up on spjon's to-do list ....

    .... a Gold's Gym membership with a minimum of 30 minutes on the stairmaster 3x a week!

    (j/k)

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    Quote Originally Posted by beingbobbyorr View Post
    Next up on spjon's to-do list ....

    .... a Gold's Gym membership with a minimum of 30 minutes on the stairmaster 3x a week!

    (j/k)
    You have been reading my mind haven't you...I am not really worried about that right now...Masters Comp exam is first and then the gym

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    Congrats spjon25, you are well on your way to eliminating yet another punk kid from playing with the "big boys"! But other than the pic puckmonkey provided, do you have any other photo's of the hit so I could use it as my desktop background?

    Go Kings!
    Go spjon25!!!

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    Wanna feel like the kid? Come play against me sometime.

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