Dude, you couldn't hook up with a carboard cutout of Elisha Cuthbert ! Can't blame you for trying though. Here is a picture of her to make us all feel better.
And no koala hugs when it's time to throw down !
If I'm back from Paris by that date, I'm in.
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Now go away.
Paris ? Get a France hockey jersey. At least I hope it's Paris, France.
I spent a night in Paris once...
Glad to hear it wasn't a night in Chyna. I hear you may never return from that trip.
Where did you find the night-vision goggles ? Were they the ones included with the Modern Warfare game ?
Put me down for this game just like the one on the 17th please. As a skater, but also as a back up for goalie.
“Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win.”
― Stephen King
I say we get Richards to come out and play. It would be a good fan bonding experience.