Thread: BREAKING NEWS: NHL to disolve..(Lame Attempt at Humor)

Originally Posted by Ice24

We are Americans, we will soon forgive and forget.

Remember the Alamo!!

Dumbass

Originally Posted by amacontent

The NHL has announced that owners and players will not come to any agreement ever on a CBA hence has decided to disolve the National Hockey League. Owners claim to have lost 100 BILLION dollars over the last 2 seasons while players state that with rising gas and grocery prices.. 2 million a year is just not enough to survive on.
At the former NHL offices in NYC today during a press conference..former NHL commisioner Gary Butthead commented " Its a very said day for organized sports but on a positive note I will now be able to focus on my dream of becoming a Vegas showgirl and have decided to change my first name to ALICE". Asked to comment on Gary..umm we mean ALice Buttheads press conference and comments..Donald Fehr simply replied.. "BITCH"

What a dildo!

It may also be time to bring back the "thumbs down" button.

And people complain about my lame posts, lol! At least I have an excuse, lol, I tend to be drunk. Except for right now, being a work day, lol, I am just hangover.

And I still like cheese! :D

I love the new subject line to this thread. We need LGK Lame Post stickers to slap on each other when we see each other at games. amacontent will get the first.

Originally Posted by amacontent

BREAKING NEWS: NHL to disolve..(Lame Attempt at Humor)

Lame attempt at spelling too.

I just realized that Garon is a liability and needs to be traded.

Originally Posted by orpheus

What's the M.A.S.H theme? suicide is easy, lol, I am considering it. :P

No, but seriously, I like cheese! I just bought Swiss cheese from a local deli, it's great. :D

And there is the big issue with this thread, Swiss is a crap cheese, seriously, next time you are in Vegas we are going to dinner...And the dolphin exhibit at the Mirage.