Thread: BREAKING NEWS: NHL to disolve..(Lame Attempt at Humor)

Originally Posted by orpheus

What's the M.A.S.H theme? suicide is easy, lol, I am considering it. :P

No, but seriously, I like cheese! I just bought Swiss cheese from a local deli, it's great. :D

I believe the line is suicide is painless.

Originally Posted by Thud

Well if you want to go there....The bible says the human race started with Adam and Eve, they had two sons, no daughter, yet the human race continued to grow, figure out the rest for yourself.





And if you can't..It means Adam and Eve were from Alabama.

Well the bible does mention a third son, Seth when Adam was 130. It also states that "Adam begot sons and daughters". Considering he lived to be 930 he must have been doing a lot of bogotting.