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Thread: BREAKING NEWS: NHL to disolve..(Lame Attempt at Humor)

  1. October 15th, 2012, 12:03 PM #1
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    Default BREAKING NEWS: NHL to disolve..(Lame Attempt at Humor)

    The NHL has announced that owners and players will not come to any agreement ever on a CBA hence has decided to disolve the National Hockey League. Owners claim to have lost 100 BILLION dollars over the last 2 seasons while players state that with rising gas and grocery prices.. 2 million a year is just not enough to survive on.
    At the former NHL offices in NYC today during a press conference..former NHL commisioner Gary Butthead commented " Its a very said day for organized sports but on a positive note I will now be able to focus on my dream of becoming a Vegas showgirl and have decided to change my first name to ALICE". Asked to comment on Gary..umm we mean ALice Buttheads press conference and comments..Donald Fehr simply replied.. "BITCH"
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    Quote Originally Posted by rinkrat View Post
    +infinity.

    Very very bad attempt at humor. Try again at the next lockout. Hopefully, that will be never, but we all know you will get a second chance. *sigh*
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    please nuke this thread
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    What happened to my "Liked" count? How does someone post stuff like this and have more likes than me?!
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    I like cheese! :D
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    OK OK sorry fellas, just tryin to lighten the mood.
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