Thread: Kings vs Red Wings - 2-27 @ 7PM

I gotta feelin'.....

Originally Posted by TooCool

You should have countered with "Yah huh!"

"Says who?" would have been a more mature answer...

Originally Posted by Rawley19

The following takes place between 10pm-11pm last night. I am walking out of the Stapler with my daughter when three Duck douchebags go by us trying to one up Kings fans with what I suppose they would call witty banter and I would call incorrect information.

Douche:(to fan walking by) Oh yeah well we got a playoff spot, what you got? Last place in the conference?
Kings fan ignores him, I cannot resist.
Me: Actually we moved up to second in the division and I believe we currently have at least a 7 spot for the the playoffs, which by the way do not start until May; so you technically do not have a spot, your team is merely currently in first.
Douche: You don't have clue about you're talking about. How did you get into second place?
Me: We beat you guys.
Douche: We won the Cup first!
Me: The Kings won it better, they set all kinds of playoff records.
Douche: Na uh.

That's right people he ended the argument with, "na uh". At that point it was clear I was dealing with what was clearly my intellectual superior; I tucked my tail between my legs and backed away. The night got weirder after that; but that's another tale for another post.

ROFLOL, I would have told him "You guys were just lucky Wayne Gretzky was on IR for the last two games against your Ducks or we woulda gotten 4 points off you!"

That would have had him google searching for a long time....

Cook the octupus.

Originally Posted by Rawley19

The following takes place between 10pm-11pm last night. I am walking out of the Stapler with my daughter when three Duck douchebags go by us trying to one up Kings fans with what I suppose they would call witty banter and I would call incorrect information.

Douche:(to fan walking by) Oh yeah well we got a playoff spot, what you got? Last place in the conference?
Kings fan ignores him, I cannot resist.
Me: Actually we moved up to second in the division and I believe we currently have at least a 7 spot for the the playoffs, which by the way do not start until May; so you technically do not have a spot, your team is merely currently in first.
Douche: You don't have clue about you're talking about. How did you get into second place?
Me: We beat you guys.
Douche: We won the Cup first!
Me: The Kings won it better, they set all kinds of playoff records.
Douche: Na uh.

That's right people he ended the argument with, "na uh". At that point it was clear I was dealing with what was clearly my intellectual superior; I tucked my tail between my legs and backed away. The night got weirder after that; but that's another tale for another post.

I honestly don't mind the Ducks as a team. Some of their fans though...just ridiculous. I swear there would be no rivalry at all if it wasn't for a contingent of whiny Ducks fans always trying to one up the Kings.

Originally Posted by CUP4LA

Cook the octupus.

Fried calamari...yum.

Just tested.. I'm handing out 35 Karma per now!

So, what are the odds that the guy who sits through 2.5 periods of hockey with a dead octopus in his pants gets laid?