Thread: The Official CBA Negotiations/Lockout Super Thread

Originally Posted by orpheus

Originally Posted by eddieshack23

Try Beverly Hills, but beware, they are very high maintenance.

Haha! No, I've heard about those spoiled BH American Arabian Princesses, lol, so out of my league. They like spending 200 dollars on shoes, haha! /stereotype

$200? That's an understatement lol

As a makeup artist I charge them $200 for special events...

Originally Posted by orpheus

Even my local liquor store clerk is making jokes about the lockout. Whenever I go to his store, lol, he asks me, have you been to any hockey games lately? He's Syrian and I am partially Lebanese, lol, so I guess us terrorists, lol, can joke with each other.

But, see, I got him to start watching the Kings here and there, and he's right, why bother getting pissed when you can just laugh at the NHL since they've become a joke. True, but still, if this drags past November, it will be hard to keep making jokes, not that it's really funny now, but I am enjoying making jokes about the NHLol! We hockey fans support this league through thick and think and this is what we get? Screw them!

Anyhow, I decided, lol, I want a hot Middle Eastern girlfriend, does anyone know where I can find one, I mean besides the Middle East because that's far, it will give me something else to think about while the NHLol finally gets their **** together.

glendaaaaale?

Originally Posted by beedee

glendaaaaale?

Dunno, I thought Glendale was Armenia town, lol, dunno if they count as Middle Eastern, maybe? The Russian Jew in me wants to date a Muslim, lol, it would be taboo, haha. Aren't Armenians Christians by default? Psh!

Lol! I am so coming off as a racist. :P

Originally Posted by orpheus

Dunno, I thought Glendale was Armenia town, lol, dunno if they count as Middle Eastern, maybe? The Russian Jew in me wants to date a Muslim, lol, it would be taboo, haha. Aren't Armenians Christians by default? Psh!

Lol! I am so coming off as a racist. :P

Armenia actually was the first nation in the world to adopt Christianity and because Jesus Christ was a Jew I would say that you can relax, you're in good hands.

Originally Posted by 4everking

Armenia actually was the first nation in the world to adopt Christianity and because Jesus Christ was a Jew I would say that you can relax, you're in good hands.

As we can see, the lockout is in full swing and we are so bored that even on the lockout thread we have to digress to even have something to talk about. Not a good sign.

It's my fault, lol, I am so bored because of the lockout, gasp, I have started following one of my alma matter football team (SJSU ), (bring it on Utah State! ) lol! And the whole religion thing that I brought up is just me being silly. I am trying to be funny, but alas, lol, I failed like always. :(

Still, lol, if most Armenian women have a rump like them Kardashians, lol, I might hafta to hang out at the Glendale Galleria more often. I mean dark hair and a nice booty? Count me in!

Originally Posted by taz42

Ever the optimist, I'm thinking this whole lockout crap ends very soon.

the difference between an optimist and a pessimist is, the pessimist has more information

Originally Posted by x-wingcamewest

the difference between an optimist and a pessimist is, the pessimist has more information