Zebras killing the flow of the game with needless whistles...
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Zebras killing the flow of the game with needless whistles...
The guy that sits two rows behind me and...
A) Yells "Shorthanded Goal!!!!" during every friggin PK for the past 2 seasons.
B) Accuses other people in our section (which are mostly STH) of being bandwagon fans.
C) Can't get 2 seconds into a Penner shift without yelling something derogatory about him, usually something unfunny about pancakes.
I sooooooo wish that people like the nozzle you're talking about would lace up and show us joe schmoes how to play. Since I started playing regularly I don't give any player a hard time unless it's a botched easy play.Quote:
Originally Posted by seabass45
Almost every section has a nozzle like that. No matter what level.Quote:
Originally Posted by daxx
First of all, if you knew hockey that well well, you would be playing.
Secondly, no one cares about what you think.
Thirdly, seriously, no one effin cares. No one needs your play by play or color commentary nozzle.
Section 327, row 5, I wont say what seat # you are... but seriously, just shut up already. Best part, is a female that sits next to this nozzle, not sure if its his wife.... even worse. I admit, I have a potty mouth. But she reminds me of a world war 2 era drill instructor. Every single thing that does not go perfect: "OH MY FN GOD (insert player name), what the f' is wrong with you? what are you f'n retarded? For f's sake. It's f'n hockey, learn it! FK!!!" Every single time. I am not a rat, but man, I wish I was. She deserves to get her season tix revoked. I do not really care about potty mouths, but there are kids around. If they were my kids, something would have been said by now.
That is what annoys me at Staples. All the freaking hockey experts who feel they have to shout their disapproval from the 300 level.
Maybe I'm missing something. I know about the stairs from the 300 level when the game is over. Are you allowed to take them to the lower level during the game?
I've always seen signs on the doors saying EXIT ONLY.
They blue line comes every 10 minutes up until 11pm. The trains seem to run late though the last few times. With the addition of the teal line from Culver City that runs through you have many more arrivals and departures for the one stop if you're coming from North Hollywood Red Line.Quote:
Originally Posted by BeerMan
The Red line is every 10 minutes as well I believe that late.
Having to stare at a "Los Angeles Sparks WNBA Championship" banner.
Mr. Elbows and Spread-legs new STH who sits next to/on top of me.
Augh! Personal space!
Guys who come in to the restroom opposite the line and stand there wondering why everyone else is waiting on the wrong side.
Flip a coin.
1. Kiss cam / flex cam / dance cam and any other cam that gives the opportunity for "fans" to act like a bunch of jackasses.
2. "Fans" that act like jackasses whenever a camera is focused on them. At the Nashville game I had to sit next to some clown with dyed white hair who was looking all game to get on camera so that he could yell and make faces. He finally got his wish some time in the 3rd period.
3. "Make some noise." Nothing makes me want to make noise less. BTW, is burping and farting considered noise?
4. Those Jesus freaks are annoying but I did see one sign that make me laugh. It said "Only Jesus can save." They've obviously never seen Quick play.
Try going to HP Pavilion. If you're in the upper tier the ushers literally tell you to sit all the way back w/ your shoulders against the seat. They won't let you lean forward at all. Finally I said **** it and walked up to the top and stood.Quote:
Originally Posted by SirJW
