Thread: what they're saying: ducks edition

Stupid Dorks fans are in serious denial. I like how someone posts this:

"Classy queens fans already saying they want Stoll to get Fowler again.....
Love those guys over there! Rooting for injuries. Awesome."

And then you read stuff like this:

"that's really cocky of dd to say that about the Ducks. I hope we beat them tonight and put stoll on IR.*
"Screw Doughty and his cocky comments. Talk about full of yourself. Screw Stoll that little weasel, I want to see some LA pain tonight!
"Dress Staubitz to jump someone."
"I saw high elbows by Clifford. Kinda want him destroyed... again".
"I HATE DUSTIN BROWN...I hope he takes a Souray slap shot to the face."
"at least take stoll out for crying out loud."

Stay classy, pukes.

Originally Posted by KingInTheWest

That was the most entertaining of these all season. We have the entitled Vancouver fans, the downbeat but knowledgeable Flames and Blues fans, the clueless Colorado fans, and here we have the creme de la creme - Duck fan. The hypocrisy (The Kings intentionally try to injure people! I hope Stoll takes a puck to the face), the horrible attempts at trash talking (Queens tee hee! It's funny because it is sexist and homophobic and it must be 1955! Also, extremely lazy), the delusion (the Ducks never take a penalty and the Kings got away with 643 of them), the cluelessness (the Kings fans are just bandwagon fans who sold games out regularly the last several years when they were barely making the playoffs and the Ducks season ticketbase has been dropping like a rock), the sheer stupidity (the Kings are a terrible medicore team that gets lucky, especially when they go 16-4 in the playoffs and beat a team and goalie the Ducks couldn't in the finals) - it is just a delicious milkshake of total pathetic embarassment. At least Vancouver fan knows something about hockey.

This might be the best post I've read on this site in weeks. You covered everything. Dorks fans are a freaking joke.

Originally Posted by CHARAzard

Thanks RCC!



Stop juicing on roids.

The damned thing is right behind my name and shows that way down at bottom of page when I'm in a thread. As for the roids......oh how little you know.

Originally Posted by PRMan!!

It's about time, man...

J/K Thanks for this Rosie, we all love it, even if we are a little spoiled.

If you put these into Word or Notepad or something first, you can get rid of the asterisks easily:

Find/Replace

Top Box: *
Bottom Box: <space>

Replace All

i usually just use gmail to put these together since it saves automatically, but this time i decided to use libre office (don't have word or notepad). the asterisks weren't there in libre office so it was probably that program that added them to posts with fancy text maybe? not sure. in any case, i'll switch back to gmail going forward.

Originally Posted by rcc

i usually just use gmail to put these together since it saves automatically, but this time i decided to use libre office (don't have word or notepad). the asterisks weren't there in libre office so it was probably that program that added them to posts with fancy text maybe? not sure. in any case, i'll switch back to gmail going forward.

BTW thanks for putting all that together. Great read and look into the mindset of a delusional fan base.

"Jim Fox says "gap control" every other sentence." -> well this one was pretty much true.

Everything else was just a whole lot of Disney-inspired mumbo jumbo.

i need a little help on this one...not sure who i hate the most...the ducks fans....or Brian Gayward...how could they listen to him and enjoy a hockey game?