Ted Nugent going first to Edmonton.
No doubt.
01. EDM - C - Ryan "Ted" Nugent-Hopkins
02. COL - L - Gabriel Landeskog (trade Bernier for him!)
03. FLO - C - Jonathan (where'd my "x" go?) Huberdeau
04. NJD - D - Adam "I'm out of material" Larsson
05. NYI - C - Ryan Strome
06. OTT - C - Mika Zibanejad, just outside of Islamabad
07. WIN - C - Mark Scheifele (There it is...Winnipeg Jets!)
08. PHI - C - Sean "Sylvain" Couturier
09. BOS - D - Dougie "Fresh" "Margaret" Hamilton
10. MIN - D - Jonas "Brother" Brodin
11. COL - D - Duncan "Not Semin" Siemens
12. CAR - D - Ryan Murphy "...it's you!"
13. CAL - L - "He is Ollie, you are Sven" Bartschi
14. DAL - D - Jamie "Zdeno" Olesiak
15. NYR - L - J.T. "Walsh" Miller
16. BUF - R - Joel Armia
17. MON - D - Nathan "Smoke a" Beaulieu
18. CHI - C - Mark McNeill
19. EDM - D - Oscar "The Grouch" Klefbom (pick from the Kings)
20. PHO - D - Connor Murphy "...it's you!"
21. OTT - R - Schtefan Noeschon AKA Stefan Noeson
22. TOR - R - Tyler "Jason" Biggs (pick from DIX)
23. PIT - D - Joe Morrow, or lesso
24. OTT - L - Matt Puempel"stiltskin"
25. TOR - D - Stuart Percy (Hahaha, Percy)
26. CHI - L - Phillip (not Terence) Danault
27. TAM - C - Vladislav Namestnikov (no, not Name stinkov)
28. MIN - C - Zack "Wylde" "Emo" "Wilson" Phillips
29. VAN - L - Nicklas "I was drafted by a team whose fans are a bunch of ****ing idoits who destroyed their own city" Jensen
30. DIX - R - Rikard "Male ducks have sex with each other" Rakell
This draft is . . . meh.



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