2 | Will you respond to any of the following nicknames: Tortellini, Tort Reform, Tor: God of Tunder, or Johnny T?
4 | Will you play Zack Kassian a lot? Thatís really all we want.
5 | The first article calling for your dismissal ran on Monday. Care to comment?
7 | In order to help you resolve your issues with the media, weíre going to do a little roleplay. In this scenario, youíre the media and Iím John Tortorella. Feel free to ask me some questions.
12 | Say you had a guy, like, a Keith Ballard type, and another guy, say, an Aaron Rome type, and you could only play one. Which would you play? Keep in mind I ó I mean the GM ó just traded a Michael Grabner type for the Ballard type.
16 | You know there are three Sedins, and if all three arenít present for your first practice, thatís a huge sign of disrespect from the other two, right?
18 | Can I be excused to go to the bathroom?
21 | The last guy let us call him AV. Can we call you AV?
24 | This next question was submitted via Twitter: Letís say one of your goalies was a big dumb redhead and the other was Roberto f***ing Luongo. Who starts?
25 | En FranÁais?