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Montreal Canadiens Have cruelly told Scott Gomez to stay home despite him being the only player in the league to maintain his offensive production throughout the entire lockout.

Pittsburgh Penguins Sidney Crosby will have to adjust to wearing his new league-mandated helmet, which looks mysteriously like Gary Bettman clutching his head like a tarsier monkey while hissing “nobody touch him!”

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Nashville Predators Reports indicate that the team’s rivalry with Detroit has become so intense and all-consuming that some Red Wing players are even vaguely aware of it.

Vancouver Canucks Are trying to become the first team in NHL history to win the Presidents’ Trophy for a third straight time, which is great because once you collect three you get to trade them in for a trophy people actually care about.