Thread: Kovalchuk Part VI-The Return of Lombardi?-UPDATE IK A Devil again thread in NHL TALK

LGK Log- Day 51

Talk of the Chosen One is back in the thread! Although the thread is on its last legs it is nice to see that the thread will spend some of its last hours on topic, (although bacon is a great topic)! The Satan Worshippers appear to have their claws in him still and according to the Mystic, (or is it Q?) it is all but a done deal. While on the topic of the Poo Slinger it has made me wonder if he is indeed a real Mystic or is it more like the man behind the curtain in Wizard of Oz that is using smoke and mirrors to create the illusion that he is who he thinks he wants to be. Found out that the Kings chief known as DL is actually named Lombardi. Thought it would be cool to pretend that I was a reporter and he was a pretend Lombardi giving me answers as if he was the REAL Lombardi, here we go!
Rawley19: Thanks for having me it is an honor to meet you.
Lombardi: Good to meet you as well.
R19: So first of all, how does it feel to have your name on the Super Bowl Trophy?
Lombardi: I think you may have me confused with another guy, I brought charts.
R19: Alrighty then, in those charts do you think you have the right lineup to beat the hated Bears this year?
Lombardi: Again there may be some confusion, I love talking but I am here to discuss who will be D1 and D2 and so forth.
R19: So is that what they are calling a Cover 1 or Cover 2 defense these days?
Lombardi: I do not think you understand, this is hockey not football and these charts represent our depth at each position.
R19: I do not understand. You are football legend Vince Lombardi, right?
Lombardi: (Facepalm)
Damn, that was embarassing. But it was pretend so I guess I shouldnt be to embarassed. Hung out in Rinkrat's ipod for my observation blind, not a bad place but it has been stuck on Arcade Fire all day. Going to the video game banner ad for observation. Got to go, the Cheeto Whisperer is calling me, (will explain later)!

more "opinions' to restart discussion...

MYHB

So, Elias...do you guys want him? Personally I cannot see this happening. He has a nmc and he is one of Lou's beloved, the guy took less money to stay with us and spurned the Rags...but it would certainly solve the cap issue, or at least go a long way towards it. And, let's be honest, Patty has never lived up to that one great season he had. On the other hand, Arnott was brought in apparently to kick start patty and Patty and Kovy have good chemistry. So what would you give for him?

Originally Posted by jerseydevil

more "opinions' to restart discussion...

MYHB

So, Elias...do you guys want him? Personally I cannot see this happening. He has a nmc and he is one of Lou's beloved, the guy took less money to stay with us and spurned the Rags...but it would certainly solve the cap issue, or at least go a long way towards it. And, let's be honest, Patty has never lived up to that one great season he had. On the other hand, Arnott was brought in apparently to kick start patty and Patty and Kovy have good chemistry. So what would you give for him?

A conditional middle finger. The condition being Lou growing hair over his head. If Lou doesn't manage to grow some till the trade deadline then the Devils get the middle finger from GM Lombardi (LA Kings GM).
Should've thrown Zeiler in there but that would be too big of a overpayment

...back to the bottle

Originally Posted by Goallum

That was clever, original and hilarious.

That joke never gets old because it continues to ring true.

Originally Posted by CUP4LA

That joke never gets old because it continues to ring true.

I'm not from the land of easily amused.

Originally Posted by Goallum

I'm not from the land of easily amused.

Where is that again?

Originally Posted by AngelEyes

Where is that again?

Someplace in Happy Valley I think. Over the Hills of humor.

Originally Posted by AngelEyes

Where is that again?

From a land far far away...

Originally Posted by jt

I bought this for my son for his bday. that and bacon flavored gum. yuck