Thread: A prayer for Daniel Sedin's concussed brain... Because that's what God cares about.

Can they toss in a blessing for carters ankle? That'd be swell

Originally Posted by KINGS17

Dear God,

Kings' fans have been wandering in the desert for over 40 years. When do we catch a break?

Thank you.

Maybe we should sacrifice a goat or something.

jom

Originally Posted by jom

Maybe we should sacrifice a goat or something.

jom

A recent survey of Hockey Gods show 9/10 prefer a virgin sacrifice.

Religion makes me giggle.

Originally Posted by Drunken Crunker

A recent survey of Hockey goods show 9/10 prefer a virgin sacrifice.

Depends on the virgin.

jom

Originally Posted by jom

Depends on the virgin.

jom

There are plenty of them on this board to choose from...

Now we gotta get 10,000 people to pray Sedin doesn't heal in time for the playoffs. An all out prayer tug of war.

Originally Posted by ChilledAgua

I'm sure that Jesus has more important things to do than worry about Daniel Sedin's brain and The Canucks' playoff chances. Like why the Kings' powerplay has sucked thie season...

You are going to need the Great Xenu to help out with that.