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Thread: A prayer for Daniel Sedin's concussed brain... Because that's what God cares about.

  1. March 29th, 2012, 05:38 PM #11
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    Can they toss in a blessing for carters ankle? That'd be swell
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  2. April 1st, 2012, 12:45 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by KINGS17 View Post
    Dear God,

    Kings' fans have been wandering in the desert for over 40 years. When do we catch a break?

    Thank you.
    Maybe we should sacrifice a goat or something.

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  3. April 1st, 2012, 12:56 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by jom View Post
    Maybe we should sacrifice a goat or something.

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    A recent survey of Hockey Gods show 9/10 prefer a virgin sacrifice.

    Last edited by Drunken Crunker; April 2nd, 2012 at 10:40 AM.
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    Religion makes me giggle.
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  5. April 1st, 2012, 01:24 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drunken Crunker View Post
    A recent survey of Hockey goods show 9/10 prefer a virgin sacrifice.

    Depends on the virgin.

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  6. April 2nd, 2012, 09:36 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by jom View Post
    Depends on the virgin.

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    There are plenty of them on this board to choose from...
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    Now we gotta get 10,000 people to pray Sedin doesn't heal in time for the playoffs. An all out prayer tug of war.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChilledAgua View Post
    I'm sure that Jesus has more important things to do than worry about Daniel Sedin's brain and The Canucks' playoff chances. Like why the Kings' powerplay has sucked thie season...
    You are going to need the Great Xenu to help out with that.
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  10. April 6th, 2012, 06:50 PM #20
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    What is Sedin's status? Considering the Kings have a very good chance of playing the Nucks, it would help with him being out.
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