anybody want to make a run to phoenix?

I google mapped it, and it's not as far away as it sounds.


married white male, seeking partner in crime for short trip to see the Kings in AZ. just in case they're gone soon.
All my friends rt now are either broke, or gonna be at my neighbors' baby's first b-day/costume party.

I found good seats for 50-60 dollars, but will sit anywhere else if it makes you happier. I figure it will cost abt $100 in gas each way.

I'm looking for a Kings fan willing to buy a ticket,drive part of the way, split the gas, and go nuts if the Kings score.

we can bs hockey, movies, tv or music on the drive, so long as you aren't into romantic comedys, rap, country, or american idol/dancing with the stars.
...or just put on the radio if you're the quiet type.

desert slashers looking for an easy victim who will not be missed, need not apply. For one thing I'm kinda heavy, so you don't wanna have to lug my body around, and if you look too sketchy, I'll leave a note on the fridge, that if noticed by the wife will probably have someone sent retracing our steps in order to collect my life insurance.

I prefer...
-sense of humor.
-good sense of direction.
-someone who doesn't have to pee every 40 miles.
-someone who dosen't smell too bad.
-the girl from Mr_Conies avatar.
-someone who drives fast, but won't crash.
-someone who hasn't done hard time.
-over 18yrs as I'm unsure the legality of crossing state lines with a minor in the car.
-under 75yrs or having a DR.s note promissing you're good for the round trip.

disclaimers...
-don't take anything I blurt out too seriously.
-Midgets, more than welcome, but if you're one of those sensetive ones, I wouldn't recommend this for you.
-Females, if you're better than an 8, ugly yourself up a bit or the wife gets the wrong Idea.


So...who's with me?

oh, and we have to be back before the sunday game.

Wow, I just meant to leave a quick note last night, while waiting for a few ambien to kick in...
They may have been further along than I realized.

I'm not as crazy as I sound. This would be perfectly safe.
Good times.

You guys better act now before this game sells out.

Wile E... bringin' the unlikely LULZ from Phoenix!

You packin' for the big move yet?

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Originally Posted by Unruely35

Wile E... bringin' the unlikely LULZ from Phoenix!

You packin' for the big move yet?

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Yup.. just trying to enjoy one last year of hockey here in the desert.

Dogs are playing well for some ungodly reason, so Im guessing they'll make the playoffs this season, thus making the move next year just that much more gut wrenching for me.

apparently road hockey, with a chance to see our guys avenge the season opener, wasn't enough to generate the interest I was hoping for.

According to the internet, Arizona has so much more than just endless miles of dust and tumbleweeds for the traveling Hockey fan.

So I'd like to juicy up the offer with some Hot nurses, serving Burgers from heaven. This seems worth a trip all on it's own, and I'm buying.

http://www.heartattackgrill.com/pic/thumbmedia8.jpg

http://www.johnmariani.com/archive/2...ck%20grill.jpg

HEART ATTACK GRILL - HOME OF THE DOUBLE BYPASS BURGER

Unless of course there's a vegan Kings fan out there who was just about to make contact, hoping to become a 'goose' to my 'maverick'.

In that case, I personally find the images above repulsive on so many levels, not the least of which is the complete objectification of those poor girls who have been forced into those shameless outfits. And I wept for the souls of all the pigs, and cows who made the ultimate sacrifice and gave themselves so bravely for the lunch of those perverse heartless carnivores.

If any one is still on the fence...

-and the $100 in gas was just too much
I saw gas for $2.89 this morning, I have crunched the new numbers, and figure it'll be closer to $84. Plus I'd be willing to share some of my normally well protected Yoo-Hoo's on the drive.

-if your hesitation was one of my preferances;
none of them were meant to be a deal-breaker on thier own. Just to help narrow the field down to the best parnter for the trip.
As the field is now standing at 0, I'll roll with anybody.

Stinky serial killer midget, with bladder controll issues and no sense of humor/direction, who may wreck my 350Z, I'm waitin on you pal.

Time is running out.


Also, I have recently learned that it's much cheaper to drive in AZ while wearing a monkey mask http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2009/09/08/20090908dpsmonkey0908.html
http://i.azcentral.com/i/sized/6/8/D...5FB170CD86.jpg
please supply your own monkey mask for this trip, as I have not yet done the research on the transmission of the Simian Flu by way of shared monkey mask, and it's just best not to take any chances.

that pic just confirmed another life fact for me...


see through nurses costumes and conspicuous nipple does not necessarily make a woman attractive.

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Originally Posted by Unruely35

that pic just confirmed another life fact for me...


see through nurses costumes and conspicuous nipple does not necessarily make a woman attractive.

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agreed. those two kinda creeped me out. but it was the only photo, I could get to show up bigger than a postage stamp, yet smaller than a highway billboard.

might not be getting a lot of takers because not a lot of people check this forum. womp, womp...