Thread: Crazy Girl Here

Okay, I'll have to respond to some of these posts separately. Just got back to the OC a few hours ago from Vegas, and still recovering. lol

Originally Posted by Noble Savage

No one else wants to step in and give a half-assed Velvet Merkin questionnaire?

So, Krazgrl. . . have you ever told anyone to "power down, guy"?

If I haven't used that exact phrase, I'm sure I've said something similar. But I think it was more in reference toward teaching someone how to drive a stick or ride a bike. "CLUTCH!!!! ****!!! CLUTCH IN!!!"

If you could make one gigantic blood sacrifice to the Hockey Gods on behalf of our beloved Kings, what would you leave on the altar for the knives?

Do the Sedin Twins count?

Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy, but what do YOU eat?

Wait... what? lol Umm...I ride horses but will eat a tasty lamb.

Any favorite titles for this? Or too old school?

TOO many favorite titles... Oh man, where to begin? All the Mario Bros/Zelda, Metroid, Contra, Double Dragon, Kid Nikki, Super Bases Loaded....

If you could fight any historic figure? (Mmmm, my inner Tyler Durden makes a brief appearance)

Hitler.

If you please give us one question for Drunken Crunker to answer, he's our favorite western Canadian.

Hmm... I'll have to come up with a question when I haven't had a hangover for 3 days straight. :-X

Originally Posted by Ecktore

Sure, why not?

So, Krazgrl,

What was for breakfast this morning?

Rockstar.

What are you having for lunch?

Arby's in Barstow.

Do you have any plans for dinner?

Thankfully had a casserole already made for me. Chicken & asparagus.

What are you doing after dinner?

Answering these silly questions! And trying to watch shows recorded on the DVR.

Are you in Las Vegas for this year's Frozen Fury?

Yep. Sure was! Left Friday early am, and got back today around 8:30pm.

Have you ever been to Frozen Fury?

This was my 4th year in a row.

Do you think midgets are sexy?

Who doesn't?! I always have to stop by O'Shea's in Vegas for some midget eye candy.

Do you think drunk midgets are sexy?

If they're drunk enough to let me toss them, yeah! Midget tossing FTW!

Have you ever taken advantage of any drunken midgets?

Shhhhh.....! They'll find out!

Boxers or briefs?

Commando?

Will Keanu Reeves ever be casted in a movie as some one other than Neo from the Matrix?

What about Point Break? I have hopes for Neo, but I doubt he'll be in any roll as epic as the Matrix or Bill & Ted's.

Do you think Nicolas Cage is over rated as an actor?

ummmm.... lemme think about that one...

If Keanu Reeves and Nicolas Cage were casted in a movie together, would you watch it?

I think I would have to. lol

Do you hate the term "Cheese Quesadilla" as much as I do?

Quesadilla pretty much means cheese... so wtf is with a cheese-cheese tortilla thingy? Yeah, it's a little redundant. haha

Originally Posted by P. Diddy

what is the kraziezt thing you have ever done?

I got busted for street racing back in the day... Not my best moment. Craziest thing to happen to me... I had a gun held to my temple when someone tried to steal my '00 si at the street races. Needless to say, I got away in one piece WITH my car.

who is your favorite south park character?

I love them all, really.

did you hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband?

Hell yeah! They be raping errbody in here!!!!

Now my question to you is: WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!??!

do you like the angels?

Like the religious idea of winged creatures? The baseball team? City of Angels?

if you answered this question right, who's your favorite dodger?

I actually don't care too much for baseball. But I love Kevin & Bean's impression of Manny Ramirez. I also like Casey Blake since he and I share the same first name.

does drunken crunker make you randy?

Yes

does drunken crunker make you jones?

Yes

does kanye west make any sense?

I'mma let you finish, but..... NO.

welcome to lgk!

Thanks!!

Originally Posted by keller09

The Velvet Ecktore has spoken!!!

I have two questions:

How old is too old?

R UZ HAWT!??!

Too old? Depends on what for. haha

Hawt...? I'm a steamy 98.6 degrees.

Cookie points for knowing the bed intruder song...

Whom of any NHL team would you like re located?

Where to?

Finish the lyric... "raise your head, and taste the courage..."

If you know that one I'm pretty impressed...

Did you do any krazieeeee stuff in Vegas?

So p. diddy loves bacon, diddy and mrs diddy are hungry, what recipe can you share?

Pink or yellow?

The velvet ecktore or Dexter?

Dexters laboratory or Dexter the killer guy?

Propane or charcoal?

Hank hill or hillside bed and breakfast?

Have you ever seen a double rainbow?

Would you be interested in taking out orphy the dolphin on a sardine dinner date?

WTF is up with the weather?

Are you a gold digger?

Do you miss Megan as much as I do?

Are you a fan of gucci mane?

What about young jeezy?

Power 106 or 987?

iPod or cd?

Best way to replace a ac condenser on a 2006 chevy Colorado?

Do you miss pimp my ride?

Do you wish Mel too cool b would host pimp my ride?

Originally Posted by P. Diddy

Cookie points for knowing the bed intruder song...

Whom of any NHL team would you like re located?

I subscribe to Auto-Tune the news on youtube.

Hmmm... any NHL team. The Ducks.

Where to?

KHL.

Finish the lyric... "raise your head, and taste the courage..."

If you know that one I'm pretty impressed...

Let's just say that I have been to an Avenged Sevenfold concert.... I'm a huge fan. Them, Coheed & Cambria, Dragonforce, Jimmy Eat World, Alkaline Trio....

Did you do any krazieeeee stuff in Vegas?

I was too busy with hockey to do anything way toooooo crazy. Had an amazing meal at the Carnevino at the Palazzo. $600 tab! That, and did the minus5 ice bar experience at the Mandalay Bay. Nothing quite like spending a lot on 4 drinks, 2 russian hats, 2 pictures, and some time sitting on ice and drinking out of an ice glass. lol Oh... Not to mention feeling up an ice sculpture of boobies and doing shots on a ski.

So p. diddy loves bacon, diddy and mrs diddy are hungry, what recipe can you share?

The bacon explosion:
Bacon Explosion: The BBQ Sausage Recipe of all Recipes

Pink or yellow?

They both kind of make me sick. How about Blue, Greener, or Purple?

The velvet ecktore or Dexter?

Dexters laboratory or Dexter the killer guy?

I haven't seen Dexter!! I want to, but I just want to buy it all on DVD. Maybe someone will gift it to me for xmas.

Propane or charcoal?

Charcoal if you have the time. Propane if you don't want the mess.

Hank hill or hillside bed and breakfast?

I like both... Depends on my mood. Maybe Hank Hill while @ the B&B?

Have you ever seen a double rainbow?

Saw a single one across the MGM on Sunday. No double rainbow.... But Yosemitebear is my friend on Facebook.... hahaha

Would you be interested in taking out orphy the dolphin on a sardine dinner date?

Since dolphins have sex for pleasure.... abso-effing-lutely!

WTF is up with the weather?

I love it. Just sucked when driving back from Vegas today.

Are you a gold digger?

I panned for gold once in elementary school during a field trip...

Do you miss Megan as much as I do?

I would if I knew her!

Are you a fan of gucci mane?

Since I had to watch a commercial when searching him on youtube: No.

What about young jeezy?

I haven't been into the rap scene in quite some time. I do love some old school Ludacris though.... "What's Your Fantasy".

Power 106 or 987?

KROQ.

iPod or cd?

iPod

Best way to replace a ac condenser on a 2006 chevy Colorado?

Sell the Chevy. Buy Japanese.

Do you miss pimp my ride?

It was fun when it was new... it got old. Haven't really noticed that it was gone.

Do you wish Mel too cool b would host pimp my ride?

Wha? lol

What are your feelings toward Peter :harrold4: ?

Have you ever sat through a Nick Cage movie and said to your self i think iv seen this one before?

Prop 19 y or n?

Banana or red chili(with green stem)?

Which one of the Village people best represents you?

Does Lady Gaga scare you?

Baby back ribs or the whole baby?

Sausage or Taco?

On family guy does anyone other then Brian understand Stewie?

Mysterion or The Coon?

Ranch or BBq with jack in the box fries?

Should Getzlaf get hair plugs?

Will JJ have a positive +/- this year?

Did you cry when the kings did not sign kovi? (i did)

Cup size: small, medium or large?

Are you into fat married guys who just hang out on message boards all day?

These posts are awesome. lol

Originally Posted by Dexter

What are your feelings toward Peter :harrold4: ?

Love the guy. He's such a team player.

Originally Posted by keller09

Have you ever sat through a Nick Cage movie and said to your self i think iv seen this one before?

More than I would like to admit.

Prop 19 y or n?

Not 100% sure on where I stand. I'm leaning toward legalization.

Banana or red chili(with green stem)?

Red Chili. The hotter the better.

Which one of the Village people best represents you?

The biker! Duh!

Does Lady Gaga scare you?

As a person, heck yeah. However her music is catchy.

Baby back ribs or the whole baby?

Saint Louis Ribs.

Sausage or Taco?

Pink taco. Wait... what?

On family guy does anyone other then Brian understand Stewie?

No, but I would suspect that in time there will be an episode where everyone understands him.

Mysterion or The Coon?

I haven't seen that episode of South Park!

Ranch or BBq with jack in the box fries?

I like both. Depends on what else I'm eating.

Should Getzlaf get hair plugs?

Hahaha.... He needs a miracle is what he needs.

Will JJ have a positive +/- this year?

Probably negative since he's always out there during penalty kills.

Did you cry when the kings did not sign kovi? (i did)

For joy, yeah.

Cup size: small, medium or large?

LARGE! lol

Originally Posted by No One

Are you into fat married guys who just hang out on message boards all day?

To each his own.