Hard butter, never use it. Soft butter ftw.
Sidewalk pedestrian traffic jams could be solved if everybody walked faster!!
Toques: best kind of word for a hat and best style of hat. Love my beanies.
Maple syrup: love the fake stuff.
Beavers as pets: Those are on the list of animals I would like to domesticate. They're right up there with wolves, otters, and muskrats.
Better late than never with answering this haha.