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    Quote Originally Posted by mitchrock View Post
    My name is mitchrock. I am one of 50 monkeys at the Santa Ana Zoo. I like to fling poo. Love to watch the Kings. Hate the Ducks ever since Squishy the Duck gave me herpes.
    can you start in goal tomorrow night?

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    Be careful posting in this thread, you might get poo flung at you. I speak from experience.


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    Nothing says "Poo flinging monkey" like a big, red, throbbing baboon's ass.


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    Quote Originally Posted by KingBrewmeister View Post
    Nothing says lovin' like a big, red, throbbing baboon's ass.

    Hey man, whatever turns you on...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ketel&tonic View Post
    Hey man, whatever turns you on...
    well, it is kinda heart shaped

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    For some reason, when I typed "feces flinging monkey" into google images,
    this appeared:


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    Quote Originally Posted by mitchrock View Post
    My name is mitchrock. I am one of 50 monkeys at the Santa Ana Zoo. I like to fling poo. Love to watch the Kings. Hate the Ducks ever since Squishy the Duck gave me herpes.
    The New Detective was awesome!!!


    Mitch... you F---ing ROCK!!!!!!!!!

    please have my monkey... err...baby...ummm... primate.

    xoxo

    Daxx
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    Quote Originally Posted by daxx1313 View Post
    The New Detective was awesome!!!


    Mitch... you F---ing ROCK!!!!!!!!!

    please have my monkey... err...baby...ummm... primate.

    xoxo

    Daxx

    Of course Daxxy baby!

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    Thought I'd update everyone and show you a pic for Daxx and Mine love monkey:


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