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    Quote Originally Posted by The Velvet Merkin View Post
    A fluffer for females!? The Velvet Merkin is disappointed that he didn't think of that.




    What would Drunken Crunker call such a profession?
    Would it be called a Kitty Warmer? a Kitty hot pad?
    A muffer.

    Sorry, please carry on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Velvet Merkin View Post
    A fluffer for females!? The Velvet Merkin is disappointed that he didn't think of that.




    What would Drunken Crunker call such a profession?
    Would it be called a Kitty Warmer? a Kitty hot pad?




    Does Drunken Crunker have an all time favorite adult film star?




    What is Drunken Crunker doing this weekend?



    Is there a movie that will put tears in Drunken Crunker's eyes whenever he watches it?


    Has Drunken Crunker ever had the pleasure of shooting a water balloon launcher?


    Why is a hamster considered a pet. If one tried to snuggle with a hamster a hamster would **** them up. Would the Drunken Crunker agree with The Velvet Merkin than a hamster should be considered "Live Art" or a decoration over being a pet?
    Another question:

    Where the hell did The Drunken Crunker go?

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    Goallum wanted The Velvet Merkin to ask you a question

    http://www.letsgokings.com/bbs/f4/i_...ml#post1840001

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Velvet Merkin View Post
    A fluffer for females!? The Velvet Merkin is disappointed that he didn't think of that.

    What would Drunken Crunker call such a profession?
    Would it be called a Kitty Warmer? a Kitty hot pad?

    Quote Originally Posted by santiclaws View Post
    A muffer.


    Does Drunken Crunker have an all time favorite adult film star?

    Lela Star and Amee Donovan

    What is Drunken Crunker doing this weekend?

    House-sitting for a friend and taking care of a puppy.

    I will also be working on completing my interpretive dance number and volunteer as a candy striper for the Aberdeen Old Age Home... best jello in Victoria!!!


    Is there a movie that will put tears in Drunken Crunker's eyes whenever he watches it?



    Traumatized me as a kid and I still carry the emotional scars to this day.

    Has Drunken Crunker ever had the pleasure of shooting a water balloon launcher?

    I have not.

    I feel incomplete.

    I think a water balloon launcher may be the greatest invention eva!


    Why is a hamster considered a pet. If one tried to snuggle with a hamster a hamster would **** them up. Would the Drunken Crunker agree with The Velvet Merkin than a hamster should be considered "Live Art" or a decoration over being a pet?

    Live Art.

    I had a hamster once when I was 6. He died when I was away camping w/ my family. I came home only to find that 'hammy' had tragically passed away in his little hamster tunnel.

    My dad took me down to the beach where we buried 'Hammy' in a shoebox and made a cross out of sticks. We then sent up a prayer to hammy heaven asking for a safe journey for my deceased friend.




    The next day I got a puppy.

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    Just wanted to say that Butchart Gardens is awesome.
    I had a kick-ass hot dog there to go along with my afternoon tea service.
    Plus, I got to see that fountain all lit up in different colors at twilight after listening to a string quartet.
    Have you ever guessed somebody's gender wrong? There's no recovering from that. You just gotta move on, cause you ain't wriggling outta nothin'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drunken Crunker View Post

    Live Art.

    I had a hamster once when I was 6. He died when I was away camping w/ my family. I came home only to find that 'hammy' had tragically passed away in his little hamster tunnel.

    My dad took me down to the beach where we buried 'Hammy' in a shoebox and made a cross out of sticks. We then sent up a prayer to hammy heaven asking for a safe journey for my deceased friend.




    The next day I got a puppy.
    did you let the puppy die of thirst and starvation on your families next vacation too?

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    Quote Originally Posted by x-wingcamewest View Post
    did you let the puppy die of thirst and starvation on your families next vacation too?
    No.... we took him w/ us.

    Lesson learned.

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    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYm_iBxtbX0]YouTube - Dead Puppies[/ame]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drunken Crunker View Post
    No.... we took him w/ us.

    Lesson learned.
    without proof, I don't believe it. You killed a puppy.

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    Does Vancouver have water like Sparklett's that not only quenches your thirst, but helps you make friends?




    What did you do this weekend?


    Who did you do this weekend?



    Should fountain pens include a laser sight?


    Do you shower in the morning or night?

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