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Originally Posted by The Velvet Merkin

A fluffer for females!? The Velvet Merkin is disappointed that he didn't think of that.




What would Drunken Crunker call such a profession?
Would it be called a Kitty Warmer? a Kitty hot pad?

A muffer.

Sorry, please carry on.

Originally Posted by The Velvet Merkin

A fluffer for females!? The Velvet Merkin is disappointed that he didn't think of that.




What would Drunken Crunker call such a profession?
Would it be called a Kitty Warmer? a Kitty hot pad?




Does Drunken Crunker have an all time favorite adult film star?




What is Drunken Crunker doing this weekend?



Is there a movie that will put tears in Drunken Crunker's eyes whenever he watches it?


Has Drunken Crunker ever had the pleasure of shooting a water balloon launcher?


Why is a hamster considered a pet. If one tried to snuggle with a hamster a hamster would **** them up. Would the Drunken Crunker agree with The Velvet Merkin than a hamster should be considered "Live Art" or a decoration over being a pet?

Another question:

Where the hell did The Drunken Crunker go?

Goallum wanted The Velvet Merkin to ask you a question

http://www.letsgokings.com/bbs/f4/i_...ml#post1840001

Originally Posted by The Velvet Merkin

A fluffer for females!? The Velvet Merkin is disappointed that he didn't think of that.

What would Drunken Crunker call such a profession?
Would it be called a Kitty Warmer? a Kitty hot pad?

Originally Posted by santiclaws

A muffer.

Does Drunken Crunker have an all time favorite adult film star?

Lela Star and Amee Donovan

What is Drunken Crunker doing this weekend?

House-sitting for a friend and taking care of a puppy.

I will also be working on completing my interpretive dance number and volunteer as a candy striper for the Aberdeen Old Age Home... best jello in Victoria!!!


Is there a movie that will put tears in Drunken Crunker's eyes whenever he watches it?



Traumatized me as a kid and I still carry the emotional scars to this day.

Has Drunken Crunker ever had the pleasure of shooting a water balloon launcher?

I have not.

I feel incomplete.

I think a water balloon launcher may be the greatest invention eva!


Why is a hamster considered a pet. If one tried to snuggle with a hamster a hamster would **** them up. Would the Drunken Crunker agree with The Velvet Merkin than a hamster should be considered "Live Art" or a decoration over being a pet?

Live Art.

I had a hamster once when I was 6. He died when I was away camping w/ my family. I came home only to find that 'hammy' had tragically passed away in his little hamster tunnel.

My dad took me down to the beach where we buried 'Hammy' in a shoebox and made a cross out of sticks. We then sent up a prayer to hammy heaven asking for a safe journey for my deceased friend.




The next day I got a puppy.

Just wanted to say that Butchart Gardens is awesome.
I had a kick-ass hot dog there to go along with my afternoon tea service.
Plus, I got to see that fountain all lit up in different colors at twilight after listening to a string quartet.

Originally Posted by Drunken Crunker

Live Art.

I had a hamster once when I was 6. He died when I was away camping w/ my family. I came home only to find that 'hammy' had tragically passed away in his little hamster tunnel.

My dad took me down to the beach where we buried 'Hammy' in a shoebox and made a cross out of sticks. We then sent up a prayer to hammy heaven asking for a safe journey for my deceased friend.




The next day I got a puppy.

did you let the puppy die of thirst and starvation on your families next vacation too?

Originally Posted by x-wingcamewest

did you let the puppy die of thirst and starvation on your families next vacation too?

No.... we took him w/ us.

Lesson learned.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYm_iBxtbX0]YouTube - Dead Puppies[/ame]

Originally Posted by Drunken Crunker

No.... we took him w/ us.

Lesson learned.

without proof, I don't believe it. You killed a puppy.