May I join the Merkisition?
If knowledge is power, then how can ignorance be bliss?
Why do banks charge an over-draft fee when they obviously know that there's no damn money in the account?
The letter s in the word lisp: Proper English or a cruel joke?
If a Frolov fan with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
If pain is needed to truly experience pleasure, then why aren't more people Kings fans?