August 2nd, 2010, 06:19 PM #111
May I join the Merkisition?
If knowledge is power, then how can ignorance be bliss?
Why do banks charge an over-draft fee when they obviously know that there's no damn money in the account?
The letter s in the word lisp: Proper English or a cruel joke?
If a Frolov fan with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
If pain is needed to truly experience pleasure, then why aren't more people Kings fans?
“Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win.” ― Stephen King
August 2nd, 2010, 09:45 PM #112
Which makes your titties harder:
A. The Hoff
B. Bareback Mountain
c. Flaming Hot Cheetos
August 2nd, 2010, 11:31 PM #113
E. All the above.
Originally Posted by mitchrock
August 4th, 2010, 10:05 AM #114
morning and night. Im a shower junkie
Originally Posted by The Velvet Merkin;1841401
What did you do this weekend?
August 4th, 2010, 10:20 AM #115
why was Drunken Crunker in the hospital?
Is it serious?
Does Drunken Crunker need The Velvet Merkin as a wingman?
Has Drunken Crunker ever sniffed model glue?
What is Drunken Crunkers favorite fish?
August 4th, 2010, 10:30 AM #116
Nemo and Jaws.
Originally Posted by The Velvet Merkin
August 4th, 2010, 12:34 PM #117
How can The Velvet Merkin make DC's hospital stay more enjoyable? (Short of flying up to Van City)
On a scale of 1-10 how hot has the hottest nurse been?
What is the worst hospital food DC has has so far?
When does DC get out?
What is the first thing DC wants to eat when He is out?