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    May I join the Merkisition?

    If knowledge is power, then how can ignorance be bliss?



    Why do banks charge an over-draft fee when they obviously know that there's no damn money in the account?



    The letter s in the word lisp: Proper English or a cruel joke?



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    If pain is needed to truly experience pleasure, then why aren't more people Kings fans?
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    Which makes your titties harder:

    A. The Hoff
    B. Bareback Mountain
    c. Flaming Hot Cheetos

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    Quote Originally Posted by mitchrock View Post
    Which makes your titties harder:

    A. The Hoff
    B. Bareback Mountain
    c. Flaming Hot Cheetos
    E. All the above.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Velvet Merkin;1841401

    What did you do this weekend?

    [COLOR="red"
    I was taken to the hospital.[/COLOR]


    Who did you do this weekend?

    I'm hoping a nurse but I'm still working on it



    Should fountain pens include a laser sight?

    Yes yes and yes


    Do you shower in the morning or night?
    morning and night. Im a shower junkie

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    why was Drunken Crunker in the hospital?


    Is it serious?



    Does Drunken Crunker need The Velvet Merkin as a wingman?


    Has Drunken Crunker ever sniffed model glue?


    What is Drunken Crunkers favorite fish?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Velvet Merkin View Post
    why was Drunken Crunker in the hospital?

    Still there actually

    Is it serious?

    Serious enough I guess


    Does Drunken Crunker need The Velvet Merkin as a wingman?

    Yes. Please also bring me some real food.


    Has Drunken Crunker ever sniffed model glue?

    I have. It mad me feel all warm and fuzzy and speak in tongues.

    What is Drunken Crunkers favorite fish?
    Nemo and Jaws.

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    How can The Velvet Merkin make DC's hospital stay more enjoyable? (Short of flying up to Van City)


    On a scale of 1-10 how hot has the hottest nurse been?


    What is the worst hospital food DC has has so far?



    When does DC get out?



    What is the first thing DC wants to eat when He is out?

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